THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You should always believe what you
read in the newspapers,
for that makes them more interesting.
Rose Macaulay
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The tv season starts with a brand new selection
of tv shows. I get rather tired of all the reality show
stuff. I switched it on one night and they had a
show on about an exterminator, of all things. How
or why do people want to watch stuff like that? I admit
to a fascination to some shows like cops. They have a
new "survival" show out now. The "living in the wild" thing.
Apparently people are bored with folks like Les
Shroud and Bear Grylis, they eat live snakes. Now they have a fellow out
there named Mike who takes his wife Joyce out in the
wilderness to survive. Sheeshe. I always found it tough
enough to survive with your wife in civilization. go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Martin aka the postman
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COIMICS
my photo
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I'll show you
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I thought
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animals taught me
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vacation
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excuse me
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our highways are not safe
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funny sound
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the chatline
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this is my husband
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feed me
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
air farts
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Dale and Grace, one of my all time favs
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housekeeping
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ouch
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Brazillian Samba
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a great movie
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Spirit in the lamp
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licking
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The Grand Canyon
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Our maid asked for a raise, and my wife was upset
about what she was thinking and decided to talk to her about it.
She asked, "Maria, why do you want a raise?"
Maria: "Well, 3 reasons. First, I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband, he say so."
Wife: "Oh!"
Maria: "Second reason, I cook better than you do."
Wife: "Not true, who said that?"
Maria: "Your husband, he say I cook better."
Wife: "Oh!"
Maria: "Third reason is that I am better lover than you."
Wife (really angry now): "My husband said that, too?"
Maria: "No, the gardener, he say I better lover than you."
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A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted
all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the
doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
"Only on Saturdays," she says.The doctor advises her to do it
more frequently, since it invigorates
and boosts circulation.
"I can't," says the woman. "All those other nights I'm home with my
husband and have a headache."
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A woman answered her front door and found two
little boys standing there holding a long list.
"Excuse me," one of them explained, "we're on a
scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of
wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of
used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such
a challenging hunt?"
"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."
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The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology
class for the kids. She said, "Moths always fly with their
legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"Some of the students l
ooked at each other in a state of total confusion.Then, Johnny
raised his hand. When called upon, he said, "Miss, have
you ever seen the SIZE of moth balls?"
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A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he
wanted to buy an
evening gown for his wife as a surprise.
"What size?" asked the clerk.
The man shrugged blankly.
Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then,
what are your wife's
measurements?"
The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and
large and in that order."
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BUFFALO BILL
Voting Ad
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Argument Settled
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Been Married To long
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Beer Diet
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FUN PAGES
Killer Bugs
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Mario World 2
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Pop Pies 2
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Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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