Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Had to venture over to the hospital tody for blood tests and hope I
didn't pick anything up like I frequently do. Fortunately this year I did
have my flu shot before anyone reported catching it and have gotten rid
of my early cold except for an occasional coughing spell so maybe
it will be a good year. For those of you that don't like shots, these
rules from last year for avoiding the flu may help
1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).
2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part
of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).
3. *Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't
trust salt). *H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/
nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple
gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the
same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one.
Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative
method.
4. Similar to 3 above, *clean your nostrils at least once every day with
warm salt water. *Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti
(very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but
*blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton
buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral
population.*
5. *Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla
and other citrus fruits). *If you have to supplement with Vitamin C
tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc to boost absorption.
6. *Drink as much of warm liquids (tea, coffee, etc) as you can.
*Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse
direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the
stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.
buffalo says I guess that means if you go for a swim in the Pacific Ocean
twice a day, you will never get the flu. I don't know about number 6
either, because if flu virus cannot survive the stomach why do we have
stomach flu and intestinal flu. If you drink your coffee warm enough, like
110-120 degrees it is probably hot enough to kill germs just as a fever
does.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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"Disgusting? My Chiquita? Why?"
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Just as he was about to carry out this grisly task, he realized he was
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out of his hand, somersaulted several times, and landed on the kitchen floor
BUTTER SIDE UP!! (See Law of Selective Gravity)
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gold, he realized that there must be some extreme significance to this
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"Rabbi, d'ya think it's a sign from God that my luck is going to change?
Please, rabbi, tell me the meaning of the sign!"
The rabbi regarded him carefully and responded thus: "My son, I must consult
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collection for the poor and come back on Tuesday, when all will be
revealed."
He did as he was asked and walked home a lighter and somewhat happier man.
Now he was on tenterhooks until Tuesday. He couldn't sleep, wondering about
the significance of the bagel which defied the Law of Selective Gravity. The
hours dragged past slowly until finally, Tuesday morning arrived and he
rushed once more to the synagogue.
"Rabbi! Rabbi! You remember me! The man with the bad luck and the bagel.
Tell me, rabbi, have you solved the significance of the sign?"
"My son, I have consulted the Holy Books and the Ancient Wisdom, I have
discussed at great length with the learned men what happened with the bagel,
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"Tell me, rabbi! Tell me!"
"You buttered it on the wrong side, you Schmuck!"
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Blonde Chips
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde who tried to
blow up her husband's car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says
"Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those
little packages.
Q. What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM,
SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering
wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A. Grade 4.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A
refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Q. What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A. She moved.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747?
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A. They spread for the bread.
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. COMPUTER DATING
Micro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-band
protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output
devices, even if it meant time-sharing.
One evening he arrived home just as the sun was crashing, and had parked his
Motorola 68000 in the main drive (he had missed the S100 bus that morning),
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Mini was her name. She was delightfully engineered with eyes like COBOL and
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He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin, 32-bit
floating point processors and enquired, "How are you, Honeywell?"
"Yes, I am well," she responded, batting her optical fibers engagingly and
smoothing her console over her curvilinear functions.
Micro settled for a straight line approximation. "I'm stand-alone tonight,"
he said. "How about computing a vector to my base address? I'll output a
byte to eat, and maybe we could get offset later on."
Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds then transmitted 8K. "I've
been dumped myself recently, and a new page is just what I need to refresh
my disks. I'll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you
inside."
She walked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking, "Wow,
what a global variable. I wonder if she'd like my firmware?"
They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and chips
and a bucket of Baudot. Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on
ambiguous arguments while Micro gave occasional acknowledgments, although in
reality he was analyzing the shortest and least critical path to her entry
point. He finally settled on the old, 'Would you like to see my benchmark
routine?' but Mini was again one step ahead.
Suddenly she was up and stripping off her parity bits to reveal the full
functionality of her operating system software. "Let's get BASIC, you RAM,"
she said.
Micro was loaded by this stage, but his hardware policing module had a
processor of its own and was in danger of overflowing its output buffer, a
hangup that Micro had consulted his analyst about.
"Core," was all he could say, as she prepared to log him off.
Micro soon recovered, however, when Mini went down on the DEC and opened her
divide files to reveal her data set ready. He accessed his fully packed root
device and was just about to start pushing into her CPU stack, when she
attempted an escape sequence.
"No, no!" she cried. "You're not shielded!"
"Reset, baby," he replied, "I've been debugged."
"But I haven't got my current loop enabled, and I can't support child
processes," she protested.
"Don't run away," he said, "I'll generate an interrupt."
"No, that's too error prone, and I can't abort because of my design
philosophy."
Micro was locked in by this stage, though, and could not be turned off. But
Mini soon stopped his thrashing by introducing a voltage spike into his main
supply, whereupon he fell over with a head crash and went to sleep.
"Computers!" she thought as she compiled herself. "All they ever think about
is hex."
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Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to
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"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and
they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in
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The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then,
staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers
cautiously, "What part did you get?'
Juanita
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1900
Tami and the Batchelor
Tami is out in her backyard she has just finishing racking her
leaves into a large pile. It took several hours to do this task and
she is tired.
Tami: Whew, I need to take a shower and change clothes.
While next door Val and Rudy are outside in their backyard.
Val: Look at that pile of leaves. I bet it would be fun to jump in
the middle of that.
Rudy: I used to do that as a puppy, but I am much too old for
that now.
Val: Ah, come on Rudy, you are only as old as you feel.
Rudy: I don't know, my bones are creaky and my joints hurt.
Val: Come on, next year it will be worse.
Rudy: How can we do that, we are stuck in the yard?
Val: Watch this trick.
Val goes to the back gate and with her noses lifts the latch up and.
Val: Ta-dah! We are free.
Rudy: Well let's hurry.
Tami: Has had her shower and is in her jammies and looking out the
back window when much to her chagrin she sees Rudy leaping in the
middle of her pile of leaves.
Tami: Oh no!
She hurries out to the backyard but by the time she is there, the leaves
are dispearsed and the dogs are gone and in fact are back in their yard.
Tami: All this time I thought Rudy was the gentleman.
The herd
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