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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I was sitting here today watching the Lions game. Sandy had
fixed a quick meal of scrambled eggs and toast as no one
has much of an appetite with this cold and she was sitting in her
bedroom. There was a large Ka-Pow from the kitchen from
the kitchen and I turned my head towards the sound just in
time to see a pot lid bounce off of the ceiling and fall behind
the freezer. Sandy had put a pot on to boil with eggs in it and
it had boiled dry which is a common occurrence but I have never
seen one this spectacular. I don't know whether this rancher has
been feeding his chickens gunpowder and torpedo juice but
I think someone should check these eggs out. Amazing but the
glass and steel pan lid survived the trip as I have seen tempered
glass lids break into a million pieces when they go. On the minus
side the pan is shot and it took about an hour to get the smell of
burnt egg out of the house. On the good side, it tested the smoke
alarms and I've paid a lot more for pyrotechnics that were no where
near as spectacular and it spiced up a Sunday afternoon.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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A Scene at City Hall in San Francisco or Ottawa or..........
"Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers? You can't get married."
"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender
couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.
Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples
who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not
gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I
have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a
woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us
just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married." "Names?" "John Smith, Jane James,
Robert Green, and June Johnson." "Who wants to marry whom?" "We all
want to marry each other." "But there are four of you!" "That's
right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June
and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we
can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that
it's just for couples." "Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says
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"All right, all right. Next." "Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets." "And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to
marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax
return."
"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of
marriage!!"
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Signs You're at a Bad National Park
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10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex.
At school your teachers screw you regardless.
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But no good at all with a whore
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1892
Remains of the Day
BJ: How many times have the dogs gone outside to do their thing?
Diana: A lot, especially Rudy.
Rudy: Groan...remind me never to eat chili again.
BJ: How many bowls did you eat?
Rudy: I only had three bowls.
Sandi: At the first tent.
Val: You had four at the second tent.
Katie: Three at the third tent.
Rudy: Groan....
Sandi: I did rather poorly also.
Val: Me to.
Katie: I stuck to the vegatarian chili and did okay.
Diana: You must have had the lentil chili.
Katie: It was rather light actually. Can I get you a bowl Rudy?
Rudy, where are you going? Back outside?
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