THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
This is a Racism Test .....
Do you like him any better now?
No?
Me neither.........
Then you're not a racist.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
because its dinky
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t051.html
radioactivity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t052.html
yesterday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t053.html
college professor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t054.html
the Michilen man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t055.html
Islam vs Christianity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t056.html
the best security system in the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t057.html
1 ply
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t058.html
cuddling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t059.html
casual
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t060.html
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The dude probably should not have brouht
his girl to a nude beach
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tail Fins and Chrome features: Cars of Dreams
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/327.html
HSBC
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/328.html
the trouble with domestic help
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/329.html
one day at the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/330.html
Obama LOVES Donuts!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/332.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
hot chix in the swimmin pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd484.html
oops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd485.html
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's
when they strike up a conversation. The black Lab
turns to the chocolate Lab and says, "So why are you here?"
The Chocolate Lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on
everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I pissed
in the middle of my owner's bed."The black Lab says,
"So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna cut my nuts
off," comes the reply from the chocolate Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."The black Lab then
turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?"
The yellow Lab says, "I'm a digger I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees. I dig just for the hell of it. When
I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the
line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the black Lab
inquires. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too, the dejected
yellow Lab says. The yellow Lab then turns to the black
Lab and asks, "Why are you here?" "I'm a humper," the
black Lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
a pillow, the table, whatever. I want to hump
everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got
out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes.
I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
and started hammering away" The yellow and chocolate
Labs exchange a sad glance and says, "So, nuts off for
you too, huh?" The black Lab says ...."No, I'm here to
get my nails clipped."
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What would have happened if there had been three wise
WOMEN instead of wise men?
They would have asked for directions, arrived on time,
helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a
casserole and brought disposable diapers as gifts.
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties
in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits
on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough
times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat.
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"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
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BUFFALO BILL
Anakondaukus
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ana.htm
Are You Going To Finish Strong
http://www.buffaloschips.com/anything.htm
Arkansas Wedding
http://www.buffaloschips.com/wed.htm
Baby Girl On Jay Leno Show
http://www.buffaloschips.com/leno.htm
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FUN PAGES
Cube Crasher
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41696&s=n
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
How to Make a Paper Catamaran
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42156&s=n
Wizard of Wor Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41566&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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