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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
From the Archives
Buff your bit about mail boxes made me think about a job I had in Spokane. I
worked for Caterpillar as a mechanic. Cat had a new attachment for #12 motor
graders. Glen Layton and I had to install the first one up in St. Maries Id.
We worked about a week putting cables pulleys and hydraulic cyls. It was
called a snow wing. The object was to throw the snow up on the side of the
road. When we got it ready to go Glen said Ill drive it you follow in the
pickup.
It worked like a dream but every once in a while I saw a big lump fly up in
the air I got Glen to stop we went back down the road. We found we had wiped
out about 3 miles of mail boxes. We thought it was time to turn it over to
the county. I have never seen one of them since and that was in the 50s. ol
john
buffalo says We use wing plows in town where nothing can be built in the
right of way. The extra distance allows them to do half of the street in a
pass and push the snow farther back on the curb. It's always nice to go out
in the morning and have snow pushed all the way under your vehicle.
The first type of mechanical snow removal equipment was the Sno-go. It was
your snow blower super-sized and mounted on a dump truck. They were slow but
you could take a large amount of snow and put it where you wanted it. Still
used at airports. Next was the large Blade on the front of a dump truck and
angled to push snow towards the curb but left you with a snow bank right at
the edge of the road. It was good at moving up to three feet of snow. When
you hit deep powder it is an automatic white-out and the driver is luck if
he can see his road markers. For removing light amounts of snow quickly, a
dump truck with a belly mount plow is used. Because the weight of the truck
is on it the blade does a good job of scraping and the driver can see where
he is going. On the bad side the blade takes pressure from the front wheels
making it harder to brake and steer.
Snow removal is difficult and dangerous. Give plows a wide berth.
If you haven't tried the M&M's with the pretzel inside yet they are pretty
good.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1908 Is That Your Final Answer?
As Diana starts to pull away for Caldwell.Sandi barks at her.
Diana stops. Sandi whines. Diana: What is it girl?
BJ: I think this is not about me, you, Kansas, or Oklahoma.
Diana: I do not understand.
BJ: Open the car door.
Diana opens the door, Sandi leaps in and soon is snuggled up against Rudy.
Sandi: Remember when Rudy lived in the wild? He gave up his freedom because
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