THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I would rather live in a world where my life is
surrounded by mystery than live in a world so
small that my mind could comprehend it.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
from:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER:
In a last ditch effort to minimize losses at the
polls this Tuesday, The Obama administration
released several different press announcements
indicating that there were improvements in the
economy. hoping to sway voters to vote Democrat...
Always voted Republican, maybe I should reconsider
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
feeding the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u041.html
todays playground
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u042.html
out with grand pa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u043.html
stop screaming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u044.html
texting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u045.html
alligators
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u046.html
dick grows harder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u047.html
we are tolerant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u048.html
broad jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u049.html
my own robot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/u050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
doggie goes swimming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/371.html
THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/372.html
Dancin' The Boogie - Silvan Zingg (piano), Will & Maéva
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/373.html
peacherine rag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/374.html
cookie blues
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/375.html
Parkinsons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/376.html
pealing a bannana
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/377.html
farts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/378.html
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This will be possible after Tuesday
POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Lanny-a hot chick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd501.html
the human brain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd502.html
ten words
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd503.html
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench,
I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.
Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't
lock you up and throw away the jail keys ?
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and
3 I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way !"
SO, LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT...
& GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY
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A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They
knock on the door of this house and the man who
answers it says, "Well, you two are cute as you can
be. Who are you supposed to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" the girl with two front teeth
missing replied.The man says, "You can't be Jack and
Jill, you're black!"The cuties go off and a while later
they come back dressed differently.They ring the door bell
and once again and when the man opens the door, he grins
and asks, "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this
time?""We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy puffing
his little chest out in pride."Well, I hate to disappoint
you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel because you're
black!" says the man.Heads hung low, the children leave.
Shortly the man hears the bell ring again. This time when
he opens the door there stand the two children but this
time they are BUCK NAKED.
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
"We're chocolate M & M's," said the little girl.
"I'm plain. He's got nuts."
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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for
preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him
as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.
"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."
"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"
"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her,
we just go out there and get her."
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Two men were talking, seated on the benches in the City Park.
"My grandson asked me what I did during the Sexual Revolution,"
said one."And what did you tell him?" asked the other.
"I told him I was captured early and spent the entire
duration washing the dishes," the first man replied.
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Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall
socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.
Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
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Paul was in his mid-60s and had just retired. He was planning
to landscape his yard and was trying to find some small shrubs
or trees. Burleigh, a 90-year-old from across the street offered
Paul some white-ash saplings that were about a 3 feet tall.
Paul asked, "How long will it take them to be full grown?"
"Twenty years or so," replied Burleigh. "No good for me, then,"
said Paul, "I won't be around that long." The 90-year-old
shook his head and replied, "We'll miss ya!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Cell Phone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1237.htm
Chick Em
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1238.htm
Child Proof Drawer
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1239.htm
Children Fire Alarms
http://www.buffaloschips.com/12310.htm
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FUN PAGES
Frog Teeth
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42242&s=n
Flight Simulator X
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42157&s=n
Men Are Like a Fine Wine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5621&s=n
Balding Leads to Cancer
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42225&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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