THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die today.
--- James Dean
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Imagine that you had won the following prize
in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit
$86,400.00 in your private account for your use.
However, this prize has rules, just as any game
has certain rules. The first set of rules would be:
Everything that you didn't spend during each day
would be taken away from you. You may not simply
transfer money into some other account. You may only
spend it. Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens
your account with another $86,400.00 for that day.
The second set of rules:
The bank can end the game without warning; at any
time it can say, It's over, the game is over! It
can close the account and you will not receive
a new one.What would you personally do?
You would buy anything and everything you wanted
right? Not only for yourself, but for all people you
love, right? Even for people you don't know, because
you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself,
right? You would try to spend every cent,
and use it all, right?
ACTUALLY This GAME is REALITY!
Each of us is in possession of such a magical bank.
We just can't seem to see it.
The MAGICAL BANK is TIME!
Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as
a gift of life, and when we go to sleep at night, any
remaining time is NOT credited to us.
What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost.
Yesterday is forever gone.
Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank
can dissolve your account at any time ...WITHOUT WARNING.
SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?
Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount
in dollars.Think about that, and always think of this:
Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so
much quicker than you think.
So take care of yourself, be Happy, Love Deeply and enjoy life!
Start spending.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Simpson
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s031.html
you never noticed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s032.html
his n hers collections
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s033.html
Celebrating Columbus day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s034.html
Confucious say
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s035.html
getting their attention
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s036.html
made for each other
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s037.html
the obituaries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s038.html
complaining
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s039.html
look up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Homeless Man Under Pressure.mov
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/272.html
the crime scene technology
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/273.html
Jihadi Joe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/274.html
now that's a sex toy!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/275.html
The Italian man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/276.html
car wash accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/277.html
where does a womans money go?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/278.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Discover Discovery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd458.html
hot chix
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd459.html
turtle burgers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd460.html
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Boudreaux gets a job with BP helping with the cleanup.
He reports for work and is told to speak to a supervisor
about his assignment. Boudreaux finds the man and asks what
he is supposed to do. The supervisor tells him to go to the
animal shelter and clean the pelicans. Two hours later Boudreaux
comes up to the supervisor and says, "Okay...dey all cleaned.
You want me to cook some rice?"
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A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost.
Finally he spots two houses so he goes up to the first house
and looks in the doorway.
He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off.
He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says
"What's up with your neighbours?"
The owner of the house says "Oh that's the Robinson's, they're
both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's
telling her to go fuck herself!"
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Three men from Texas visited Copenhagen and decided to go to a
bordello. They knocked on the door and the Madame opened.
"What do you want?"
"We want to come in."
"How much money are you willing to spend here?"
"We have altogether 250 crones (about $37.00 U.S.)!"
"For that price you can screw each other!"
After saying this the Madame slammed the door shut.
About 15 minutes later, the same three guys knocked on the door
again. "Well, what do you want now?", asked the Madame.
"Where do we pay?"
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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to
look after and house her neighbors' male dog while they were
away on vacation. She had a large house however and believed
that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off
to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed
downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious
pain and unable to disengage as happens when they mate.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next,
although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a
very grumpy voice.Having explained the problem to him, the vet
said, "hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will
make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw".
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me!" he replied.
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A guy goes up to a woman in the bar & says,
"I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh, yeah? My husband will kick your ass."
He says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside-down,
fill your pussy with beer, then guzzle it all down."
She says, "That's it! I'm gonna tell my husband and he's
gonna kick your ass!"
She goes home and says to her husband, "A guy at the bar told
me he was gonna make my nipples hard."
Husband gets really pissed off and starts walking towards the door.
She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said he was gonna
turn me upside-down, fill my pussy with beer, then guzzle it all down."
Her husband turns around and walks back to his chair.
She yells, "Aren't you gonna go kick his ass?"
He says, "Hell no! I ain't fucking with anybody who can drink
that much beer!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Comedy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhuhj.htm
Condom Commercial
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ggfff.htm
Condom Tester
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gfddr.htm
Cool Mint
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jhgfg.htm
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FUN PAGES
Racoon Racing
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39575&s=n
Ant Lovers
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41424&s=n
Reel Gold
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37332&s=n
Fast Track Racing
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41605&s=n
THAT's ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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