THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Pleasure in the job
puts perfection in the work.
Aristotle
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
my inheritance
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can't sleep at night
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using flash
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fun day at work
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at terminal two
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getting married tomorrow
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amish mechanic
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revenge
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dancing Merengue Dog
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tim wilson trailer park
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Ronald Reagan - Dean Martin
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flirt
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wide open spaces
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what time is it
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Golf
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the good the bad and the ugly
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Up Up And away
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Indians
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one the dollar bill
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Mujo comes to the wild west, and tired from his trip,
goes to a saloon to have a beer. As soon as he gets in,
he sees everybody else leaving in a hurry. He leans on
counter and asks the bartender, "What's happening?"
"Don't you know? The black rider will be here in a few minutes."
Mujo asks, "Who the fuck is the black rider?"
The bartender replies, "I can't believe you don't know.
He's the most dangerous guy I've ever seen. You better get
lost before he gets here, or god knows what he will do if
he finds you here. I'm just about to leave myself"
Mujo thinks, "Fuck the black rider. I'll stay here and
have my beer in peace, and when he comes, I'll show
him." So there's Mujo all alone in
the bar drinking his beer, everybody's gone already,
so the whole place is a bit creepy. All of the sudden
he hears some steps outside of the saloon, the door
opens, and a 6 ft 5" tall man comes in, all dressed in
black, black hat, black shirt, black cowboy boots.
Mujo can feel his knees tremble - the black rider is here!
The man leans on the counter and says, "Hey, you!"
Mujo stammers, "Wwwhhho mmme?"
"Yes you, come over here" the man demands.
Mujo comes. "Yes, sir, how can I help you sir?"
His voice is shaking,
and he can barely stand.
The man says, "Blow me." Mujo thinks, what else can he do
-- that's the black rider he's talking to and he can kill
him any second, so he starts doing the job. The man starts
moaning. Muko asks, "Is everything OK sir?" The man replies,
"Yes, it's OK. But just hurry up a bit, the black rider
will be here any minute, and then we're both dead."
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A famous art collector is walking through the city when
he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the
doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes
that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he
walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat
for two dollars. The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but
the cat isn't for sale. The collector says, "Please, I
need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll
pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I
wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's
used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky
saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
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Murphy's Laws On Sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the
easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered
take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the
most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people
think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you
are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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Sylvia was in her backyard hanging up her washing when
Sarah, her next door neighbor, poked her head over the
fence and said, "I don't like being the one to have to
tell you this Sylvia, but there's a rumor going around
that your husband Robert is chasing the women."
"So what?" said Sylvia.
"But at his age!" said Sarah, "He's over 80 isn't he?"
"Ya, so he's eighty-two, so what?" replied Sylvia. "Let
him chase girls. Dogs chase cars, but when they catch one,
can they drive it?"
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There was this fellow who got tired of living in the city
and decided that he wanted to live in Alaska as an Eskimo,
so he ventured out into the great unknown.
After a week he found a tribe and approached the chief
proclaiming that he wanted to be an Eskimo. The chief
thinking that the guy had lost all sense of reality, told the man,
"Okay - first you must drink 10 gallons of homemade rot gut
whiskey all at a time with no food or breaks. Then you must
go out barehanded and kill a polar bear. Completing that, you
must return here, and find the oldest, ugliest, dirtiest
female in the tribe and make passionate love to her all night long."
The man agreed and drank all the whiskey, then set off into
the frozen wasteland. The chief figures he's gone for good.
Two days later the man returns. He's a disfigured mess with
his clothes practically gone, and great, gaping wounds.
There is not a spot on his body that is not mauled nearly to the bone.
He staggers to the chief and says, "Now where's that woman
you wanted me to kill?"
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Q: What did the blonde write on the postcard she sent home from vacation?
A: Hi...having a great time. Where am I?
A blonde goes to the drugstore to buy deodorant, and asks the
pharmacist what he recommended.
"How about the ball type?"
"No, this is for my boyfriend's armpits."
Q: What is the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, that it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, that it is sociology.
Q: Why do sperm donors get paid more than blood donors?
A: Because sperm donation is handmade.
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BUFFALO BILL
Ernest Borgnines Tip For A Long Life
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhsdjsk.htm
Finish Jackie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abshjsk.htm
Flirting Garbage men
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Football Season
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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