THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Election day approaches. Altho I have been at
least somewhat diligent in trying to figure
out who is running for what, and who believes
what, and what proposals are on the ticket, I
must confess I am confused. All the info I can
dig up seems to be mostly what the one party
candidate says about how bad the other candidate
is. Apparently, I think these candidates would
rather we stay "in the dark" on their beliefs
because if we really knew what they believed,
we would probably shoot them rather than vote
for them. And each party claims they have the
answers. Here in Michigan, it appears that the
GOP is prepared to take over. Mostly because
Michigan has faired poorly the last 8 years
and it is all being blamed on the Democratic
governor. Unfortunately we know now that type
of voting does not solve a thing. When everyone
blamed George, we elected Barack instead. And
obviously that didn't do much for the nation either.
But we all know, that no matter who gets elected
in office we still gotta put our boots on and
go to work in the morning and we still gotta
pay our friggin taxes. Only thing is, maybe we
can start trying to work together a little more
diligently and maybe solve a few more issues
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The Comics
1st date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t031.html
vigorous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t032.html
Stanley begs for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t033.html
Help
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t034.html
twice a year
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t035.html
dirty mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t036.html
a pickle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t037.html
Little Bob
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t038.html
waste words
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t039.html
the trouble with getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Arlo Guthrie - Motorcycle Song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/316.html
the sniper shot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/317.html
need a new job?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/318.html
don't sleep too soundly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/319.html
boobies!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/320.html
arm wrestling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/321.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
nice ones!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd478.html
beauty at its finest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd479.html
In the mountains of the French Alps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd480.html
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The teacher had been gone from her class for a little
while.Upon her return she was shocked and absolutely stunned.
She said "I've never seen anything like it before.
This is wonderful.
But, please tell me, what came over all of you?
Why are you so well behaved and quiet?"
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said,
"Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and
found us quiet, you would drop dead."
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Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're
never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just
yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested
in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't
quite understand it.""Well," said his friend, "you have
to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive.
They don't mind being the one to ask."
"No, I don't think it's that."
"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."
"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also
mentioned something about carbon 14."
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A Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the
story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of
Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put
wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it on the altar.
"And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill
four barrels of water and pour it over the altar.
He had them do this four times," said the teacher.
"Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class
tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water
over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand
and said, "To make the gravy?"
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A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed
and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman
saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Tom in deep thoughts is very quiet. Jerry asks,
"What is wrong with you, Tom?"
"Please don't ask."
"I'm your best friend. You can talk to me."
"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."
"That's not possible."
"No, he did."
"How?"
"He punctured my condoms!"
FUN PAGES
7 Wonders: Treasures of Seven
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41662&s=n
Mahjongg Artifacts: Chapter 2
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41751&s=n
4 Nose Slugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41427&s=n
Paper Airplane Guinness Record
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42160&s=n
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BUFFALO BILL
Best Video Of The Year
http://www.buffaloschips.com/9206.htm
CCR Lorraine
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1236.htm
Cell Phone
http://www.buffaloschips.com/1237.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
MArtin aka the postman
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