THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Artificial intelligence is no
match for natural stupidity
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Every sunrise is a present,
A gift from God above,
Gift-wrapped with scarlet ribbons,
Tied with bows of love.
Each day's a new beginning,
A time to start anew,
While all the stars are sleeping,
The rose is fresh with dew.
Each day's a new creation,
Too lovely to ignore,
We may find a blessing,
Just outside our door.
We cannot keep the past,
Like fireflies in a jar;
Nor journey to the future,
By wishing on a star.
Every sunrise is a blessing,
A gift for just today,
Rejoice my friend,
Embrace it before it fades away!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
You know, I never really cared much about
golf. I always thought it was a silly game.
But lately, after hanging out with my new
friend Tommi, I have changed my mind.
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THE COMICS
men
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r041.html
good dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r042.html
a bad time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r043.html
the stalker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r044.html
what time is it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r045.html
the paper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r046.html
rewarding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r047.html
the sign says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r048.html
google
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r049.html
this way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r050.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Roy Halladay playoff no-hitter. Last out vs. Reds
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/239.html
Mexican Mondays - Jamochas fresh food commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/240.html
The real Hobbit, Ebu Gogo. Very Creepy.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/241.html
Bear Tagging
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/242.html
Dog Urinates On Bride!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/243.html
Tiger & Monkey Fight (Funny)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/244.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
mens rules
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd441.html
once upon a time in America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd442.html
the girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd443.html
Latest news reports advise that a cell of five
terrorists have been operating at a local agency.
Police advised earlier today that four of the five
have been detained. Security stated that the terrorists
Bin Sleepin', Bin Drinkin', Bin Whinin', and Bin Fightin'
have been arrestedon immigration issues. The Police advise
further that they can find no one fitting the description
of the fifth cell member, Bin Workin', in the area. Police
are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin
Workin will be very easy to spot in the agency.
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Four insurance companies are in competition. One
comes up with the slogan,
"Coverage from the cradle to the grave."
The second one tries to improve on that with,
"Coverage from the womb to the tomb."
Not to be outdone, the third one comes up with,
"From the sperm to the worm."
The fourth insurance company really thought hard and
almost gave up the race, but finally came up with,
"From the erection to the resurrection."
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I ran in to Bill the other day and he clearly looked
very distraught. I asked him what was wrong. Bill said,
"As you know, I am looking for employment. I found an
ad in the paper for a part in local dinner theater,
Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. I went and tried out
for the part of Romeo. "However, I failed my audition
through a misunderstanding over a simple stage direction.
My copy of the script clearly said,
"Enter Juliet from the rear.
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom. He saw her rubbing her body
and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!" Over the next
couple months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, Johnny came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself
on his bed, started stroking himself and moaning, "Oh! I need
a bike! I need a bike!"
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Two friends met in the street. One man looked rather forlorn
and down in the mouth. The other man asked, "Hey, how come
you look like the whole world caved in?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an
uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars."
"I'm sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?"
"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I
never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand,
free and clear.""Well, you can't be disappointed with that!"
"Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited
almost one hundred thousand dollars."
"Incredible! So how come you look so glum?"
"Well, this week ... nothing!"
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BUFFALO BILL
New Recruiting Ad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/alaklk.htm
Niggar Family
http://www.buffaloschips.com/asjskks.htm
Nissan Pathfinder
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azsdxs.htm
Not a morning person
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axzsxd.htm
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FUN PAGES
Pirate Ship
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=5100&s=n
Homerun Rally
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37188&s=n
Crazy Tyre
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38554&s=n
Diner Dash 2: Restaurant Rescue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41699&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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