THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others,
without getting a few drops on yourself.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A friend is more than someone who wipes
Your tears when you are sad.
They are more than the person you call when
Someone makes you incredibly mad.
A true friend does not have to be a person
You spend time with every weekend,
Or even someone who lives
Just around the bend.
A friend can be a person with whom
You shared a single moment,
But you felt like it was just for
You they were sent.
Friendship does not always have to
Build up over years
It, like love, sometimes
Just appears.
So always remember that
Each person you meet
Has the potential to be someone
Especially interesting and neat.
Try not to judge those who
Don't seen your "type,"
Because their personality,
May fit yours just right.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
dad has problems
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q051.html
teamwork
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q052.html
the new guy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q053.html
blondes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q054.html
path to enlightenment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q055.html
hiding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q056.html
meow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q057.html
my hobby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q058.html
a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q059.html
instructions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/q060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the quiet coach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/211.html
thats the spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/212.html
into the pool
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/213.html
Budlight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/214.html
the dog and the monkey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/215.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Men and ladies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd426.html
Two executives working in the garment center are having
lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week
was one of the worst weeks of my entire life."
"What happened?" asks Birnbaum.
Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation.
It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went
out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I
came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law
accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to
top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning,
I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!"
"You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week
was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife
and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife
went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then,
when I got back to New York, I found out that my
brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for
millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work
on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment
model on my desk!""How can you say that your week was worse than
mine?" asks Goldstein. "It was identical!"
"You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments..."
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A farmer drives his tractor away from the homestead when half
a mile later his brake cable snaps.
He sees his wife on the porch and manages to catch her attention
but is unable to make her hear what he is shouting.
However, he thinks she should under- stand what he wants
if he uses sign language. So he raises his hand above his
head and starts to operate an imaginary pair of pliers,
then opens and shuts an imaginary cupboard door and then
puts the tips of his fingers together to indicate a shed roof.
His wife waves to him and then grasps both her breasts, then
grabs her crotch and lastly lifts both her buttocks.
"Stupid woman", he mutters to himself. "Hasn't understood a thing".
So he repeats his signals, but gets the same response.
Exasperated, he walks back to the homestead ready to berate his wife.
"Didn't you understand a damn thing?' he asks.
"Yes, I did. ", she says, "you wanted a pair of pliers from
the cupboard in the shed. But what I was telling you was that
there is a pair in the toolbox under the seat.
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Bill: "I met the foxiest lady today but she was tied up for the evening."
Doug: "That's too bad."
Bill: "She gave me her phone number though."
Doug: "It sounds to me like you've got it made."
Bill: "I'm not too sure. She has a 900 number!"
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Two men are at opposite ends of the Earth. One is on a tightrope
90 feet in the air. The other is getting a blowjob from a 90-year-old woman.
But they both have the same thought at the same moment.
What are they both thinking???
"Don't look down!"
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A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college
class. The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and asked,
"What are you doing wearing a football jersey?"
The girl replied, "Why, I bought it and own it. Why shouldn't I wear it?"
He said, "You're not supposed to wear it to class unless you've made the team."
"Oh," she replied sweetly. "Who did I miss?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Microsoft No More Keyboards
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gbhjak.htm
Monkey's helping Hands
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gajskslla.htm
Moose family
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gmksla.htm
More Fishing With Bill Dance
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gahsjsk.htm
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FUN PAGES
Kelly Green Garden Queen
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41741&s=n
Killer Bugs
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41428&s=n
Are You on TV?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=39811&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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