THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Marriage lets you annoy one special
person for your entire life
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Think back to 1935
AND WE THINK WE'VE GOT IT BAD!
This was a mere 70 years ago....
Makes complaining about no cell service,
high gasoline prices, not
enough cable channels, et al,
seem a bit ludicrous.
I am reminded to be grateful for what I do have.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
qualifications
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t021.html
cupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t022.html
grandpa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t023.html
musta not had a liscence
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t024.html
suck it baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t025.html
your pussy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t026.html
reservations
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t027.html
Martha Stewart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t028.html
Eminem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t029.html
false advertising
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/t030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Cheers The Last Picture Show Season 11 Episode 18
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/310.html
Jeannie C Riley - Harper Valley PTA Live in Nashville
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/311.html
Cheerios
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/312.html
cheating death
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/313.html
shake it baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/314.html
big screen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/315.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Sorrento
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd475.html
fabulous photography
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd476.html
second thoughts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd477.html
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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's
inconsolable.His wife says "Why don't you put an
advert in the paper?"He does, but two weeks later
the dog is still missing."What did you put in the paper?"
his wife asks."Here boy" he replies.
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A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital
and asked to see the "upturn"."I think you mean the 'intern,'
don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination,
examination;fraternity, maternity....what's the difference?
All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I
think I'm stagnant."
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Doug and Tammy decided to take a vacation and travel
across the country and visit little known rural areas,
staying in off-the-beaten-track motels.
They stopped their first night at a motel that must have
been at least 100 years old, and one that hadn't had any
renovations done since day one. They were preparing
themselves for bed and Doug decided to have one last
cigarette before getting in to bed, so he left the room
to go outside and have his smoke.
When Doug returned to the room, he actually started feeling
quite romantic, so he carefully opened the door and said,
"Honey? Honey?.
There was no response.
He tried again, "Honey? Hey, honey!" a bit louder this time.
Still no reply.
Finally a male voice from the blackness in front of him said,
"This ain't no beehive you damn fool, this here's the bathroom."
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Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful
woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time.
You've got to stir... gently, and firmly. You've got to
grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a
beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out
on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all
over her. If you're adventurous - like me -
you might like to try an underlay.
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making
love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces,
spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and
stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe,
stand back and admire your handiwork.
putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a
beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your
pole an'...slip in to the old bag.
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful
woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly
and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention.
And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
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For 30 years every day old Moishe ate at "Abe's Kosher
Delicatessen". Old Moishe was an honored guest and had
his own reserved stool at the counter. He was loved
by everyone and was generous to all the servers and staff.
Abe, the owner loved Moishe too. One day Moishe didn't
show at his regular time. Abe was worried a bit as he
realized Old Moishe was a widower and lived alone
but then got busy and forgot about Moishe's absence.
The next day, no Moishe. Now Abe was worried. He phoned
Moishe's number and got no answer. He even called a few
local hospitals and even called Moishe's daughter in
Israel to no avail. Abe couldn't sleep that night wondering what had
happened. Next day again no Moishe! Now Abe was really
concerned and just as he was about to call the cops and
911 he glanced out the window and saw Moishe going into
"Goldberg's Deli" across the street.
Abe took off out the door and raced across the street
narrowly missing getting hit be a bus and confronted
Moishe just as he was sitting down.
Abe screamed, "Where the hell have you been! I lost
sleep and spent good money phoning around about you and
what are you doing here at Goldberg's. You know
he's my worst enemy! Explain to me Moishe!!"
Moishe looked at Abe and said calmly, "Settle down Abraham,
settle down, you'll be having a heart attack. I'll be
telling you what happened okay." "I went to the dentist 3
days ago and had one of those root canals. Oy the pain!
The dentist gave me some pills and said 'Moishe, for a
few days eat on the other side.'"
BUFFALO BILL
In God We Trust
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azsxs.htm
Interessant Eierschlange
http://www.buffaloschips.com/awereew.htm
You Know That Has To Hurt
http://www.buffaloschips.com/aswsw.htm
Javelin Live Fire VS T72
http://www.buffaloschips.com/axdxs.htm
FUN PAGES
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Simon Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41554&s=n
Hidden Secrets: The Nightmare
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41729&s=n
Adriana Lima Compilation
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=20495&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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