THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
If you chase two rabbits,
you will not catch either one.
~Russian Proverb
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I just finished a four part, in depth, major
cleaning of my teeth at the dentist the other
day. It never fails. After a flurry of
root canals and a couple of crowns, over the
last 2 years or so, I go
to the dentist and now he says my gums are
falling to chit. If it ain't one
thing its another. And as if it ain't enuff
that they got to take your last penny, they
wanna stand there and give you a lecture
about how important it is to brush, flosh,
mouthwash, and every thing else like 5 times
a day. Now they want me to come
back in a month to make sure that the gums
are ok. sheeshe o pete. It isn't like I
am ignoring things. Brushing teeth is like
everything else u do b4 bed. but who likes
getting a 4th grade lecture and paying 75 bux
an office visit for it? you know what I mean?
Next month they are probably going to tell
me to start brushing my ass too. go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
cilization!
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polishing
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someday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r013.html
haven't we met before
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salesman wanted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r015.html
promise
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almost there
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traditional values
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wishing well
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save the whales
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bonanza
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on the subway
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hitchhiker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/225.html
life is not always fair
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/226.html
delivery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/227.html
in bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/228.html
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FUN PAGES
please touch me
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life
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one day
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a dog
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A man goes to see the doctor because he has
a sore throat. The nurse tells him to take all his
clothes off and sit on the bench in the hall.
The man tries to protest, but the nurse doesn't
listen, repeats the same orders and leaves the
area.The man complies with her orders and joins
another naked man sitting on the bench.
The man starts complaining to the man already
sitting there, that he only has a sore throat and
doesn't understand why he has to take all his
clothes off.
The man who was already sitting on the bench
nude, looks at the other man and says,
"You think that's bad! I'm just here to pay my bill."
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A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom,
and finds a stranger on top of his wife.
He says, "What the hell are you two doing?"
His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told
you he always asks stupid questions."
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This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend
on his first hooker ever.
He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.
They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves
when he falls asleep.
The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has
crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says,
"Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"
She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"
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The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a man,
complete with tools, on the front porch.
"Madam," he announced, "I'm the piano tuner."
The lady exclaimed, "Why, I didn't send for a piano tuner."
The man replied, "No, but your neighbors did."
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The brilliant lawyer F. E. Smith once defended a bus driver against
claims that his negligence had caused injury to a young man's arm:
"Will you please show us how high you can lift your arm now?" Smith
asked the plaintiff.
The young man obediently raised his arm to shoulder level, his face
contorted with apparent pain.
"Thank you," said Smith. "And now, please, will you show us how high
you could lift it before the accident?"
The man's arm shot above his head.
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Pauly and Maury are sophomores in the Internet age.
Maury: "How's your paper on French 19th century literature coming?"
Pauly: "Well, the Old Professor suggested that I use the Internet
for research and it's been very helpful."
Maury: " Really?" (Actually, he said, "C'est vrai?")
Pauly: "Yes, very helpful. So far I've located 28 people who sell
papers on French 19th century literature, and found 397sites to
download French porn from."
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BUFFALO BILL
bitter
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bj
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bj 2
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bj point
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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