THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Marriage is like a deck of cards,
In the beginning all you need is
2 hearts and a diamond.
20 years later you'll want a
club and a spade
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FROM The way I hear it,
this up coming economy thing is gonna crash
in a really big super way...
I am glad I got it covered!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
is it true?
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A GOOD IDEA
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s052.html
true love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s053.html
four fellers having a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s054.html
stay the course
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fathers looks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s056.html
go ahead
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cow's revenge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s058.html
sexy women for free
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s059.html
natl hugging day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
BIG CAT HALLOWEEN!
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love to eat those mousies
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Homemade Implants
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the parrot
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something for the weekend?
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fly away flying eagle
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the wrecking ball
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/291.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
the power of love
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hot chick
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Two deeply religious Irish retirees were sitting on a
patio playing checkers and sipping fine Irish whiskey.
They enjoyed the mid-day sun almost as much as much as
watching the local citizens walk by.
A few minutes go by and a middle-aged women pushes a
baby stroller past the patio.
The first Irishman looks to the other and says, "You
thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?""Aye," says the other as he
takes a pull from his whiskey. "Shamus, I surely am. A fine
day for a stroll with a wee one.""Aye," agrees the first
Irishman and they go about their game of checkers.A few
minutes later, a young couple stroll down the avenue hand
in hand, gazing deeply into each others eyes.
The first Irishman looks to the other and says, "You
thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?""Aye," says the other as he takes
another pull from his whiskey. "Shamus, I surely am. A fine day
for a stroll with a lover.""Aye," agrees the first Irishman
and they do about their game of checkers.A few more minutes
later, a young lass wearing clothes scarcely covering her
shapely curves stops in front of the patio, bends over in
front of the Irishmen giving them full exposure to her
lovely rear, and smells the flowers in a near flower bed
and walks on.The first Irishman looks to the other and says,
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"I'm not rightly sure this time, Shamus," says the other as he
takes yet another pull from his whiskey. "But if I am, I'll
surely be joinin' you in confession this afternoon."
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The elderly man flattered himself that he was still a ladies'
man, and decided to flirt with the beautiful waitress. "So
tell me, sweetheart, where have you been all my life?" he crooned.
"Actually, sir," she pointed out sweetly, "for the first 45
years of it, I wasn't even around."
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A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam
consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the
other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would
come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after
stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout. The
warden, curious, asked Sam his secret. The successful fisherman
invited the game warden to accompany him and observe.
So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in
Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam
stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was
done. Sam's approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite,
lit it, and threw it in the air. The explosion rocked the lake
with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface.
Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.
Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he
recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam.
"You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be
paying every fine there is in the book!"
Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of
dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game
warden with these words, "Are you going to sit there all day
complaining, or are you going to fish?"
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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying.
The other asks what's wrong.
"I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me."
The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some
other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell
her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your
clothes cleaned."
"Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1.
When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at
him about his clothes and how disgusting he is.
The drunk starts spinning the lie and says "Look for yourself, there's
ten bucks in my shirt pocket."
His wife looks in the pocket and finds a twenty dollar bill.
"Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy only gave you ten bucks
for puking on you?"
"He did," says the drunk. "But he shit in my pants too."
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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness
in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout
"PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her
proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to
send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted
"PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME.
PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"
The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a
large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told
you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and
said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He
made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
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BUFFALO BILL
Home Paternity Test
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Homemade Water Slide
http://www.buffaloschips.com/azxdc.htm
Homer Koehn
http://www.buffaloschips.com/avcf.htm
Honey I'm Home
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FUN PAGES
Dead Love
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Paper Airplane Guinness Record
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Dentist Electric Chair
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Blonde Secretary
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FRROM:
MARTIN AKA THE POSTMAN
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