THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful,
She is beautiful because you love her.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Associated press:
JINZHOU, China –
The world's newest Nobel Peace Prize winner
remained unreachable in a Chinese prison Saturday, while his
wife's mobile phone was cut off and the authoritarian government
continued to censor reports about democracy campaigner Liu Xiaobo's honor.
The Chinese winner of this year's nobel peace prize
apparently was put in prison by the authoritarian
regime there. Regardless of what you may think of him,
President Obama, winner of the prize from the year
before is still alive and well, and speaks his mind,
without fear of arrest or prison.
Regardless of what you may think of his opinion.
I am glad I live in Obama's country, rather than in
Lieu's.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
bestiality
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r051.html
busted
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r052.html
birds and bees
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r053.html
bookworm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r054.html
correct terms
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r055.html
fuck with me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r056.html
make up your mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r057.html
birth day boy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r058.html
begining trumpet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r059.html
the pig said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/r060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
butterball
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/245.html
big massage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/246.html
loose tire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/247.html
Superman Returns Theme Music Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/248.html
Street Hero Amazing bus jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/249.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
Indians of the past
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd444.html
official poll:
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd445.html
anschauen 748
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd446.html
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing.
I'm all out of breath.
Darn ... I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way.
Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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A man was asked by his wife to pick up a bra for
her. She told him the correct size and color,
and sent him on his way. By the time he arrived
at the shop, however, he had forgotten everything
his wife had told him.
A kindly assistant tried to help him out.
"Is she the size of a melon"
"No, smaller."
"A grapefruit?"
"No, smaller."
"An egg.?"
"Yes," shouted the old man. "Fried!"
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"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of
young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups,
fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a
fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke,
I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't
chase after women!"He smiled at them, teeth white,
eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to
celebrate my 95th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers,
"How?"
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A mortician was working late one night. It was
his job to examine the dead bodies before they
were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he
examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about
to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery.
Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician,
"But I can't send you off to be cremated with a
tremendously huge penis like this.
It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove
the dead man's schlong.
The coroner stuffed his prize into his briefcase
and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't
believe," he said as he opened his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid
Questions, But Never Will
1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that
fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention
of speaking to you after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.
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BUFFALO BILL
Never Smash WD-40 can
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajhkj.htm
New product Nut
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhjk.htm
New Shoes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ahjlkj.htm
New Car Alarm
http://www.buffaloschips.com/avfdf.htm
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FUN PAGES
A Guy Bought His Wife
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=9021&s=n
Dr. Daisy Pet Vet
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41701&s=n
Angry Kid Choir Boys
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41839&s=n
The Breast Stroke
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=9013&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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