THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
History is the sum total of the things
that could have been avoided.
~Konrad Adenauer
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
OBAMA GOING TO INDIA
President Obama along with the First Lady are taking a two-day trip to
Mumbai, India next week which involves the booking of all 570 rooms at the
Taj Mahal Hotel, 125 rooms at the Taj President and 90 rooms at the Grand
Hyatt and Oberoi hotels. The Obamas will be staying in a sea side room, and
therefore the US Navy, Indian Navy and Coast Guard will be outside their
window on the water for protection. In terms of actually getting to India,
two jumbo jets have been booked to carry Obama's entourage in addition to
Air Force One and its security jets. Once in India, 45 cars will be used to
escort the couple around...again, for two days on the taxpayer dime. Last
time I checked, we didn't have a royal family in the United States. Article
1, Section 9 of the US Constitution states:
"No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States."
Yesterday, West Michigan was in a "stall" of major proportions as strong wind
slowed everything in this town. The commute home for the war department,
usually taking about 20 minuts, lasted well over an hour. Traffic was snarled
by inoperable street lights, and downed trees. Consumers energy reports
over 75000 people out of electricity in this area. Son and I took
a trip out and about this evening. Looks like the tree trimming companies
will be busy for a while around here.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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hi school diploma
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its dead
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artificial
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be carefull on halloween
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wouldn't you know
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is she under, doc?
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gee Mindy
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the new Walmart uniform
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
North Platte Canteen
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Mike Marino
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Laurel and Hardy
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how they do it
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real men of genius
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Happy valentines
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condom sizes
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
hot babe
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clever European ads
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A mid-level Blond executive was so frustrated at being
passed over for promotion year after year, that, in
frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the
hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.After a battery of
physical and psychological tests, he was told by the
center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand
that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of
accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars;
an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an
ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand.
An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's
brain? Why on earth is that?""Do you have any idea," the
director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill
to get an ounce?"
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Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about
consummating their passions. "Every time we make love," she said,
"I get splinters!" So he went back to his maker, Gipetto, the
carpenter, to ask for advice. "Sandpaper my boy, that's what you
need," was the carpenter's response.A couple of weeks later
the carpenter saw Pinnochio again, "How are you getting on with
the girls now?" "Who needs girls?" replied Pinnochio.
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Two old women lived way out in the country, only going into town
on Sundays for church. One Sunday, there was a strange pastor, a
very handsome man, in the pulpit, preaching away quite merrily.
One of the women, quite deaf, had to turn her hearing aid up fully.
As the old women were returning home, the pros and cons of the
new pastor was their main subject of conversation. "I thought he
was lovely," said one."He was, rather, wasn't he?" said the other.
"He was very loud, wasn't he?"
"Eh?" said the other, "what cloud?"
"I said he was very loud."
"Eh?"
"I said, he was very loud," shouted the other. "Bawls like a bull!"
"Has he?" said the first. "I never noticed. The pulpit was in the way."
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The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time,
that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village
the only available candidate is the local butcher. Although very
reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts.
After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a bath -
the new husband tells his wife, "Look, my mother always said that
before the beginning of the weekend it was a blessing to have sex."
They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, "According to my father
it is a blessing to have sex during the day before the Sabbath.
There they go again and when it is time to go to sleep he tells her,
"My grandfather told me that one should always have sex on Sabbath night."
Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next morning he
tells her, "My aunt says that a Christian man always starts the Sabbath
by having sex. So lets do it."
Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets a friend that
asks her, "So how is the new husband?"
"Well, an intellectual he isn't, but he comes from a wonderful family."
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10 Signs That You're Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.
7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
9. Your bologna has no first name.
10. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
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BUFFALO BILL
Cell Phone
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Chick Em
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Child Proof Drawer
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Children Fire Alarms
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FUN PAGES
Cake Shop 2
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Rotating Planets
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Clam Pearls
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Zulu Gems
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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