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JOIN NOW Free Membership http://www.tinyurl. GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! I trust everyone had a great Christmas? We certainly did here at the domicile of the postman. Good food was had by all. And I especially enjoyed the fact that my wife and kids were all gathered round safely in the living room, not just for Christmas, but also Christmas eve, as everyone had those days off. I got a lot of neat stuff, the most important being a new leather motorcycle vest from the war department. Its pretty cool and daughter said it makes me look "like a hunk"...hummph. How "hunky" can a olde pharte look? Oh well. I'm composing this issue munching on leftover Christmas cookies that me and the war department made. We passed out a lot to all the neighbors, but some how managed to have a lot left over. Go figger. Altho oldest daughter has returned to her busy schedule and her apartment, she shows no signs of retrieving Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat. Meaning that I am still dog sitting. Based on her vague responses when I ask her about it, I suspect that this arrangement may end up to be rather long term. But, Turk seems not to be flustered or concerned by it as long as his dog dish has food and water, and he is rewarded occasionally with a cookie. Many of you have asked, so, here is a pic of oldest daughter with the mutt.  It is raining fiercely here in West Michigan today. That is good, as it will help in melting all this snow we have. However, it is also bad, because it is causing havoc with the Internet this morning. I consider myself lucky to get this issue done. Somedays, you may as well just stay in bed. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS personal http://www.thepostm when pigs fly http://www.thepostm postman trainee http://www.thepostm something he wanted http://www.thepostm a frigid wife http://www.thepostm job enthusiasm http://www.thepostm plastic surgery http://www.thepostm cell phones http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES the kitty song http://www.thepostm on the beach candid camere prank http://www.thepostm the nudist beach http://www.thepostm the terminator is back! http://www.thepostm the AA12, the shotgun of the future http://www.thepostm free food from McDonalds http://www.thepostm my name is Jeff http://www.thepostm  INTERESTING STUFF how a grown man shaves http://www.thepostm its windy and that's good http://www.thepostm reporters have it rough http://www.thepostm the Real Mccoys http://www.thepostm drinking warm water http://www.thepostm train and the truck http://www.thepostm an epic journey of fifty feet http://www.thepostm not too long ago and not forgotten http://www.thepostm concentration test for men http://www.thepostm The Ladies At Lunch Mary: I wish I'd known more about midlife before Igot here! Jill: What do you mean? Mary: Well, I lost my sex drive years ago. I had no idea it could be menopause! I thought it was justbecause I was married! ____________ An elderly couple was sitting on the out porch when the husband turned to his wife and, "Muffin, I feel like making love tonight" The wife replied, "Ok Ernest, I will let you, but be gentle this time." "But I am always gentle with you, dearest," "That's not true, she replied, "the last time you woke me up TWICE!" ___________ Dear Postman, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to ounseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Sheila ------------ Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. Mainly have your air filters cleaned or replaced. I hope this helps with your problem. THE POSTMAN ____________ A Noteworthy Burglary A Bewildering Bill http://www.funpagee Air Phone Big Concern Of Cell http://www.funpagee Adriana Lima Compilation http://www.funpagee Naughty Can Be Nice http://www.funpagee Repeat Yourself http://www.funpagee This One's for the Children http://www.funpagee A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his. So he sits down with his friend and tells him, "Friend, I got a problem." The friend asks him, "What's the problem?" He says, "Well, I went on my honeymoon and I was excited because I would make love to her for the first time." And the friend asks, "So what is the problem?" "Let me finish," says the friend. "When the time came, my wife took out her orthopaedic leg, and put it in the closet. Then she took out her arm, a nd put it in the closet. Then she took out her eye, and finally took off her hair and put them both in the closet." "Wow," says his friend, "and what seems to be the problem?" "Well," says the guy, "I didn't know if I should make love to her on the bed or the closet." ____________ The little boy came into the bathroom while his mother was taking a shower. He asked, "Mommy what's that between your legs?" She told him that was her squirrel. Later that day he was in the bathroom again while grandma was taking a shower and he asked, "Grandma what's that between your legs?" She replied, "That's my squirrel." The little boy said, "Mommy has one too, but hers is not as grey as yours." Grandma replied, "Well, your mommy's squirrel hasn't cracked as many nuts as mine has!" ____________ Bubba, a farm boy fresh off the tater wagon,and not accustomed to bein' with the ladies,met a sexy babe at the"Dead Steer Country & Western Bar" She told him she wanted to take him home and ride him like a cowgirl on a bucking bull. She wasn't very good, though;he was able to throw her offin less than 8 seconds, each and every time! 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