Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I've had a chance to do a bit of shopping this season and I have
received a lot of Happy Holidays. I can accept that as a greeting
because of corporate reasoning but it does seem strange in this
area. The majority of people that live here that have chosen a
religion are Christian including our largest minority, the Native
American. Pere Marquette started a
Catholic Mission here in 1668, 340 years ago. There are
no Mosques, no Jewish Synagogues, although there may be
a Wicca Group somewhere. I know it seems strange to
walk down a street and see very few African Americans.
Asians, Mexicans, or Arabs, but there are very few other
than the Europeans, Scandinavians, and the British that are crazy
enough to want to live in the Great White North and they came here
as loggers and miners. Still I can understand the corporate desire
not to want to offend anyone and since
most have a holiday this time of the year Happy Holidays is safe. I
have been beating them at their game though by being
the first to offer my greeting of Merry Christmas and with any
question of my beliefs out of the way. I receive the greeting
warmly back.
It is raining outside at 0300, which is bound to make a mess. Then
the snow plow will come through and push it into a berm which will
freeze and stay till summer unless you happen to be awake when they
do it. I guess I have complained less about Mr. Plow Driver the past
few years but that is only because I have fewer places to be on a
schedule and I have four-wheel
drive. There is nothing more depressing than being in a hurry to
get to work, shoveling a path out for your car and as you get in to
back up the snow plow buries your car again. It is reason
enough for violence heh heh.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Yooper Chips
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Twas da night before Christmas in dis Yooper house,
and nuttin' was stirrin', not even our mouse.
The rest of da family was all fast asleep
wit' visions of pasties delivered by jeep.
Da swampers was hung by da chiminey wit care
in hopes dat Saint Nicolas soon would be dere.
And in da far corner it was lovely to see
the Bosch cans and cabbage dat hung from da tree.
Ma home from the mine and me out on parole,
she was snuggled in bed; I was perched on da bowl.
Then alluva sudden da house starts to shudder,
some nut's on da roof and he broke da rain gutter.
He jumps down the chimney and swears cause it's tight
As I hide behind beer cases, way outta sight.
He lands in da fireplace scorching his hair
on a busted up orange crate still burning in nere.
He climbs outta da fireplace and I take a long look,
he's just like they show him in my coloring book.
With vodka-glazed eyes and a stomach like a bubble,
a five-day-old beard and dere's soot on his stubble.
His teeth when he smiles look like Grampa's weed-saw,
and he wore tennis shoes big as grizzly bear's paw.
This old Yooper elf gives me nothing to fear
as he heads for da kitchen for cookies and beer.
He kills off a six pack then belches and smirks,
and reaches into the playdoh sack, ready to work.
Now under da tree he's starting to set
the most beautiful presents us Yoopers can get.
Dere's a new pastymatic and snowblower for mother,
a steel chainsaw and some swampers for brother.
Some mud flaps, CB, and new-used weedwacker,
a helmet and nightshirt dat say "Green Bay Packers".
He close up da sack and he jumps in da coals
and hollering "OUCH!", up the chiminey he rose.
He grunted and groaned as he tossed out his bag
and cracked such a beer fart (ugh) I'm starting to gag.
I must watch him leave so I rushes outside,
I looks up at da roof while in bushes I hide.
And what does I see when I looks through da twigs?
A rusted old car body, pulled by eight pigs!
Santy jumped in and he gave 'em all hell,
"Let's go all yous pigs, don't just sit there and smell!
On Mushy and Mushy and Lempy and Joe
and all a you's others what names I don't know.
Fly over Negaunee and turn to da right,
we make Houghton-Hancock before I get tight."
Then I hear him exclaim with a cynical sneer
"Pull in at dat Bosch sign, I run outta beer!!"
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Nun Chips
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It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local
Catholic church to ask for the weekend off. They argued back and
forth for a few minutes. Finally the priest agreed to let them leave
the convent for the weekend. "However", he said, "as soon as you get
back Monday morning I want you to confess to me what you did over
the weekend." The four nuns agree, and run off.
Monday comes, and the four nuns return. The first nun goes to the
priest and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest
asks, "What did you do, Sister?" She replies, "I watched an R-rated
movie." The priest looks up at heaven for a few seconds, then
replies, "You are forgiven. Go and drink the holy water." The first
nun leaves, and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her
breath.
The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned." The priest replies, "OK, what happened?"
She says, "I was driving my brother's car down the street in front
of his house, and I hit a neighbors dog and killed it." The priest
looks up to heaven for half a minute, then says, "You are forgiven.
Go and drink the holy water." The second nun goes out. By this time,
the fourth nun is laughing quite audibly.
Then the third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me,
Father, for I have sinned." The priest asks, "Out with it. What did
you do?" She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and down Main
Street." The priest looks up at heaven for a full five minutes
before responding, "God forgives you. Go and drink the holy water."
She leaves.
The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run down
her cheeks. The priest asks her, "OK. What did you do that was so
darn funny?" The fourth nun replies, "I peed in the holy water..."
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Postal Chips
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was
to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with
no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was
about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all
the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is
Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family
to turn to, and you are my only hope.
Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put
into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the
workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would
be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from
the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the
letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of
your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my
friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your
wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those
bastards at the post office.
Sincerely,
Edna
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Repair Chips
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2. After several days, when the machine malfunction has become a
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3. The minute the serviceman arrives, ask what caused the delay.
Make it clear how desperately you need the machine and ask when it
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4. The machine should be practically inaccessible due to boxes of
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one can drop by and give their version of what is wrong, and provide
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7. Have at least eight graduate engineers drop by to ask highly
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9. Wait until there are parts and pieces spread out all over the
floor, then ask when the machine will be ready.
10. Wait until the service man is looking at a schematic diagram and
then ask him "what that thingamabob is for." After you have his
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11. When the repair is completed, tell him what a swell job he did.
Tell him the job should be swell-- it took long enough.
12. Ask the serviceman what the rates are, and then ask for a
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13. After he is gone, call his supervisor and say the machine is
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home office.
14. Follow these rules faithfully and remember the serviceman's
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UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY CAN DO IT TO YOU."
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Short Chips
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Leroy Chips
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Leroy's New Bike
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making
dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good
time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mum, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a
troublemaker. He had got into trouble at school and at home.
Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's
mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
behaviour over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him
why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up
the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this
year, so he tore up the letter and started over again.
LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year,
and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and
started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike
for my birthday.
Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. Leroy was
very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go
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looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," his Mother said. Leroy walked
down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around
to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin
Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down
the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to
his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began
to write his letter to God.
LETTER 4:
I'VE GOT YOUR MUM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed YOU KNOW WHO
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99 Chips
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A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty
female doctor.
The female doctor says, 'I'm going to check your prostate today, but
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while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, 99.
The guy obeys and says, 99! The doctor says, 'Great. Now turn over
on
your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep
breath and say, 99.'
Again, the guy says, '99.'
The doctor said, 'Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your
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your
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99.'
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Toon Chips
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Limerick Chips
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An ingenious botanist named Pace,
Grew cunts in pots at his place.
When they ripened, he'd pluck 'em
And eat them or fuck them--
They were simpler to grow than to chase.
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I went out to make chicken soup
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A worried young man from Stamboul,
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Parting Chips
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LAW...CAN'T FIRE THE MINORITIES
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to
have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
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Bonus Chip
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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely
young woman in a robe. She says "Santa, how about giving me a
special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom." Santa
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these toys to the children you know." The lovely young thing peels
off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his
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Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me.
Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.
Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the
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Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Tree
Sandi: Wow pops look at the white paint outside!
BJ: No, that is just snow. This is the first time you have seen it.
Katie: When are we going to get our Christmas tree Daddy?
BJ: Today, Diana should be here any minute then the six of us can go
get one.
Katie: Yeah!
Ding dong.
Sandi: Come in toots, did you bring your chainsaw?
BJ: Come on everyone. Girls put your sweaters on. It is chilly
outside. Let's go. The snow is gently falling, the ground is
covered with the wet snow. The trees are white and glistening. The
Cassady herd heads towards the woods where we can hear them
chattering and talking with excitement.
Diana: This tree looks perfect. It is about 7 feet tall and shaped
rather nicely.
Sandi: Move over Toots, let me at it. Whirr whirr buzz buzz flop!
BJ: Okay girls I need to hook you up to the sled to pull the tree
home.
Miss Kitty: We can help.
BJ: Sure all four of you can pull it.
Later the tree is in the house, sat on a stand, watered and the
decorations are being put on the tree. Sandi: What is that thing on
top?
Diana bends down to pet Sandi: It is a Christmas Angel.
Sandi: What is a Christmas Angel?
BJ: You will learn more later.
The herd in Guthrie
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