THE POSTMAN'S CORNER "Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."  PAMPERED TOES as seen on tv. Relieve hours of torture with just a few minutes of relaxation Heat Pampered Toes for a warm therapeutic treatment Cool Pampered Toes to relieve swelling and pain Offer Includes Pampered Toes FREE BONUS (Just pay additional S&H) 2nd Pink Pair of Pampered Toes Pampered Eyes Gel Pack Guaranteed or money back! http://www.thepostm  The Warrior AK-47 Airsoft Rifle is an awesome toy for the holidays! Your kids and loved ones will have hours of fun and competition. With plastic BB's, its fun and safe to see who has the best shot! It comes complete with scope, laser sight, adjustable bipod and detachable sport stock. The laser sight makes this a sure fire winner! This toy gun shoots fast and accurate at approximately 200 FPS. The Warrior AK-47 Airsoft Spring Sniper Rifle is a full size rifle and even comes with safety glasses and a starter pack of BBs. http://www.thepostm  As seen on tv! Create dozens of dazzling hairstyles instantly with your very own set of EZ Combsâ„¢. What are they? EZ Combsâ„¢ are what they say they are -- EZ. Simply slide in one end of the EZ Comb. Stretch the EZ Comb around your hair. Slide in the other side, and there you have it. A Perfect Hairstyle in 3 EZ steps. Create a variety of hairstyles for all types of occaisions, including Weddings & Formal Events, the Office, Nights out on the Town, Working Out, and even in your bed. EZ Combs are soft & comfortable. http://www.thepostm  Shop for the greatest fashions this holiday season with a FREE $500 Holiday Gift Card! Act Now! Choose between stores like: Dillard's, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Von Maur(R), Bloomingdales and Lord & Taylor to get your FREE $500 Holiday Gift Card! http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! The other day, I was painting the bathroom. Had it all finished, and so I went to get the approval of "the war department." After all, one of these kinda jobs ain't done right with out them givin' an "ok", right fellas? Anyways, I go out in the living room, she is yappin on the phone...AGAIN! So, I tried to get her attention. She has a real unique way of ignoring you even tho she is lookin straight at you. So, I decided to drop my drawers and moon her. All that got was raised eyebrows. So, I turned around, and man, I let go with one of them real powerful ripe ones. You know the kind that rattle the winders? You fellas have all had one at one time or another, like you look next door and worry whether the neighbors are gonna call 911 because of it? Well, the funny thing about wimmin. you ever notice how they just DO NOT have the same sense of humor. As us guys do? She didn't think it was funny! Fact is, she got down right irritated over that one! Who wudda thunk it? Anyways, I did get her attention. And yep, the paint job did pass inspection. But let me give you guys a little advice, don't plan this trick on a night when you are hoping to get a little nookie:) We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman dinner for 2 http://www.thepostm the reindeer said... http://www.thepostm my boyfriend says http://www.thepostm tell me the truth http://www.thepostm how much it costs http://www.thepostm a major foobar http://www.thepostm jolly good fellow http://www.thepostm the magic lamp http://www.thepostm annoying friend http://www.thepostm an interesting segment of chamber music http://www.thepostm when I look in the mirror http://www.thepostm news radio-adequate http://www.thepostm court room brawl http://www.thepostm Christmas games http://www.thepostm wwwII tank found after 62years http://www.thepostm the reindeer quiz http://www.thepostm door knob tazer http://www.thepostm Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would shout all kinds of obscenities, always leading off with "Somebody's gonna get it tonight!" In desperation, Marilyn went to her local pet shop and explained her parrot problem to the pet shop proprietor. "What you need," he said, "is a female parrot too. I don't have one on hand, but I'll order one. Meanwhile, you could borrow this female owl until the female parrot arrives."Marilyn took the owl home and put it near her parrot. It was immediately obvious that the parrot didn't care for the owl. He glared at it. That night, Marilyn wasn't her usual nervous self as she opened the door to bring her gentlemen friend in for a nightcap. Then suddenly she heard the parrot screech and she knew that things hadn't changed. "Somebody's gonna get it tonight! Somebody's gonna get it tonight!" the parrot said. The owl said, "Whoo? Whoo?" "Not you; you fat son-of-a-bitch! ____________ A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a- The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain. He turns to the salesman and says, "I'velost my house because of foreclosure, I live with my mother-in-law, with my best friend, and my business has filedChapter 7. The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off." ___________ A fisherman is returning home with several large fish in his creel. A guy comes along and asks, "You been fishing?" "Uh, yeah." "What bait you using?" "Chewin' tobacco." "How'd you use chewin' tobacco as bait?" "I put the tobacco on the hook and drop the hook in the water. The fish nibble on the bait and when they come up to spit, I hit 'em on the head with my rod." ____________ A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the homeowner, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains," the homeowner replied. "Normally, yes," the lady said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set." ____________ Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said, 'Naaahhh! I already play 4 or 5 times a week.' Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids.' Then I thought... Shit, I could win this. ___________ Two Polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding. "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not." His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that." "All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says, 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!" BUFFALO Bill Video Phone http://www.buffalos Viera Clip http://www.buffalos Voted Best Beer Commercial of The Year http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine IKEA Accept Souls As Currency http://tinyurl. Backwards It Gets Robber Bank http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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