THE POSTMAN'S CORNER Miracles are instantaneous, they cannot be summoned, but come of themselves, usually at unlikely moments and to those who least expect them. ~Katherine Anne Porter  Work the remote, use your laptop, or do some reading in a luxurious super soft fleece snuggie! This one-size fits all snuggie is warm and makes a great gift, so share the warmth. What more you ask? *Oversized Sleeves *Super Large *Machine Washable *Perfect for Outdoor Events *Makes a Great Gift! Buy 1 Get ! Free Free Bonus - Led Book Light http://www.thepostm  Would you like a FREE Weber Grill by participating in a special promotion? The FREE Weber Grill could be yours! We'll send you once you complete our short survey. http://www.thepostm FREE RACHAEL RAY DVDS!  Prepare Impressive 30-MINUTE MEALS Right From Home with RACHAEL RAY! From comfort foods & fashionable fare, to holiday dinners & healthy meals, Rachael guides you through a wide selection of lively dishes you can deliver in 30 minutes or less. 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Don't know exactly how much we got, but it reminded me of growing up on the farm in my boy hood days. When the weather roared in the winter, I remember when Daddy and I went out early to do the chores. But, once that was done and breakfast finished. the rest of the day was spent indoors, since the weather was to harsh to do much work outside. School would be closed, and daddy and I got out the monopoly game. We could spend the day just playing and wasting time. so, yesterday, with a day not fit to go out, son went and got the cribbage board, and we spent the afternoon playing cards, and eating popcorn. Sometimes there are benefits to not having a job that you have to go to. You have to look for your blessings where you can find them. We stayed warm, comfortable and happy for the day. Life is good. And a letter from a postman fan: Hey postman: My sister ordered a commemorative plate of Barack Obama from your site. She got it just the other day and its absolutely gorgeous. Is that still available? I would really love to get one too. Clayton The Postman says: Yes Clayton, you can still get one and the best part is, memories of this historical event will be preserved for your family in years to come, and not to mention the fact that ALL proceeds will be used to help the expenses of THE POSTMAN'S CORNER. The Corner will always be FREE to those who ask for it. Be sure to support our sponsors. the Postman  Now you can own a piece of history! Celebrate the victorious election of our 44th President of the United States, America's first African American Commander, with the commemorative plate from the American Historic Society. The Historic Victory Plate is a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration. This first collectors issue plate celebrates with the inscription "Change Has Come" scripted in 22K Gold text. The back displays the seal of the American Historic Society and documents the historic electoral and popular vote totals on Election Day. http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman! 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Nurse: "No. Is it missing?" ____________ One day Danny was doing his homework. He was up to spelling and he needed to spell harassment. His teacher told him to have a parent recite the words so they can practice writing it so Danny looks up to his mother and says, "Mom, how do you spell harassment?" His mother replies, "You know I can't tell you. Just sound it out." With that Danny wrote down on the paper. The next day at school Danny's teacher calls him to the front of the class and asks him to use harassment in a sentence. Danny holds his paper up to his face and looks down at number 10. "Her ass meant so much to me." ____________ "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby. "Hmmm... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate. "Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" To which the wife replied, "Gobble, gobble, gobble! ____________ Once the personnel manager was able to distract his gaze from the gorgeous blonde applicant seated before him, he began impressing her with the prospective job... "We make parts for microscopes, required to work with lenses that are ten-thousandths of an inch thick." "I can handle it," replied a confident Sally. "What qualifications do you have?" asked the personnel guy. "I used to slice meat in a delicatessen, ____________ A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly fanny. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table. He inspects her quickly and then says, 'Right, just give me a second please.' He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end. "Oh my god!" says the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?" The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window, it fucking stinks in here." ____________ Groucho Marx was having problems sexually with premature ejaculation. Someone recommended a topical cream guaranteed to prolong erection. When asked later whether it worked, Groucho replied, "I came rubbing the stuff on." ____________ Jack Benny and George Burns became friends when both were young performers working their way up through the vaudeville circuit and they remained friends until Benny died. One day, they were lunching at a Hollywood restaurant, and Benny was wrestling with the problem of whether or not to butter his bread. "I like butter on my bread," he said. "But my diet strictly forbids butter. Maybe I should call Mary and ask her what to do." "Jack," Burns said, "don't be ridiculous. You're a grown man. You should be able to decide, without your wife's help, whether or not to butter your own bread." "You're right," Benny said. "I'll just have the butter, that's all." When the waiter arrived with the check, Burns pointed to Benny and said, "He's paying." "What?" Benny said. "Why should I have to pay the whole bill?" "Because if you don't," Burns said, "I'll tell Mary about the butter." BUFFALO BILL Chicken http://www.buffalos Differences http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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