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Sign-up below to get the facts now. http://www.thepostm  FREE Christmas screensaver! Enjoy the holiday season with this Christmas Tree Screensaver. A beautifully decorated Christmas tree glows as birds and rabbits scurry about in the fresh snow. Features: Falling snowflakes Twinkling Christmas Tree Christmas Jingles Birds and rabbits scurry about No purchase or registration required http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! The fed has once again cut the interest rate and it has given Wall street a short reprieve at least for a day or two. There has been a lot of talk about having the fed helping home owners with those huge arm mortgages which nobody can afford. In one respect, I hate to see anybody lose their home. But at the same time, why is the tax payer responsible for somebody who bought a house they couldn't afford? Never did figger that one out. Now I suppose we could give em all federally funded low interest loans. but what about the guy who has paid his bills on time and earned his low interest the hard way? what kindof break does he get? All of a sudden it is advantageous to not pay your bills on time because if you default on your mortgage, then its cheaper for you. You get a better deal and good credit won't matter any more. I suppose for myself, they can just toss me out in the street if they want this old dump I live in. When they tear it down, they can use the wood to build a pine box for me an the war department. It's a darn shame that Sears no longer ships it's refrigerators in those big wooden crates anymore.If I could find one of them big side-by-sides, I'd have a two bedroom model and be the envy of everyone else under the bridge. And with the absense of Sears refridgerator boxes, its also probably one reason why double wide mobile homes are so popular these days with rednecks:) FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF THE POSTMAN'S CORNER  We do hope you enjoy today's isssue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS hurricane warnings http://www.thepostm another asshole on a motorcycle http://www.thepostm visiting santa today http://www.thepostm roses are red http://www.thepostm dog and the bone http://www.thepostm the pants and the chimney http://www.thepostm noisy milk drinking cat http://www.thepostm why Arabs should not ride motorcycles http://www.thepostm thats what you wanted http://www.thepostm the farting xmas elves http://www.thepostm who put the stump in my butt?-wav file http://www.thepostm bet you haven't heard this one before-wav file http://www.thepostm ____________  INTERESTING STUFF shoddy craftsmanship http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS sweet lookin ladies http://www.thepostm living the bachelor life http://www.thepostm late for work http://www.thepostm The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity, " replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver." ___________ Two pals from the army meet in the street: HI! We haven't seen each other so long, what's up? I got married, you know. That's great, we've got to celebrate that somehow. Come to my place tonight so we'll have a small orgy. Well, how many people are gonna be there? If you come with your wife - three. ___________ A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, 'Watch that wall!' ____________ polar bear dance the grater of destiny http://www.funpagee sex can save you http://www.funpagee naughty can be nice http://www.funpagee sure, blame the dog http://www.funpagee death or more death http://www.funpagee Q. How do you get holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You dont ned a partner if you have a good hand. Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? A. 'Dam' Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A. Poloroids. Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cellphones Q. Whats the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ____________ A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination? The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists." ____________ John and Ed walked into a bar. Ed: "What do you want to drink, Jackass?" John: "A..A...A pa...pa..pi. pint of Guinness, please." Ed goes up to the bar. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate the Jackass." Ed takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Jackass." Later when they had finished their drinks, Ed says to John, "It's your round, Jackass. Go get us a pint o' Guinness." John goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness, please." When the barman was sure Ed wasn't listening he said, "I think it's awful him calling you Jackass all the time." John says, "Oh, he..aw he..aw he..aw he always calls me that." BUFFALO Bill No mothers day http://www.buffalos FUN PAGES from Lorraine A Real Shocker http://tinyurl. They Don't Have a Prayer http://tinyurl. Pineapple Excess http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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