WELCOME TO: THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak ____________  #1 Toy for 2008 - Great for Ages 6-200! Catch the cool new Program-a-Bot Robot - while they last! Your Robot will do what you want! Program your Bot to do nearly anything! Built in Dance and Soccer features Detects Obstacles Communicates with other Robots! Great gift for anyone on your list! Click here to see a cool video, just 1 minute long and you will see what we mean: http://www.thepostm  Keep Warm Air In & Winter Air Out Twin Draft Guards? minimizes energy loss from doors and windows saving you money on your energy bills. Twin Draft Guards? work just as well on the interior doors of your home as they do outdoors, blocking drafts and keeping allergens, such as dust, pollen and even insects from traveling freely around your home. Twin Draft Guards are also helpful in blocking harmful fumes from the garage and the damp chill from the basement. http://www.thepostm  PASTA N MORE - The Amazing New 5-in-1 Pasta Cooker! Cook, Drain and Serve All In One! Pasta N More is made of certified materials, fits in any microwave, its dishwasher safe and makes dinner for 1 or a family of 9. The unique design swirls the water and not the pasta quickly cooking it to a perfect al dente texture! YouÕll receive the air-tight storage lid to keep left-overs fresh and perfect for saving, storing or reheating meals in an instant. Offer includes! * Pasta Pot * 2 Handles * Strainer Lid * Steam Rack * Storage Lid * Cookbook BONUS COLOR CODED KNIVES WHEN YOU ORDER TODAY http://www.thepostm  You won't won't believe how much fun a stunt RC car can be - don't just drive any RC car, you deserve the best! The $1 Million Dollar Enzo Ferrari can be yours, with amazing detail, and control! Cool red and black remote control, with Ferrari design, is yours as well as a very cool box that will put the other gifts to shame!For anyone on your list - who wouldn't love driving this cool car!Just pop it out of the box, pop in the included batteries to the remote control, and your off and driving the $1 Million dollar Ferrari Enzo!The Ferrari Enzo RC car is easy to drive, and fun to master! Working headlights, tail lights, and more!Click here to see a cool video, just 1 minute long and you will see what we mean: http://www.thepostm GOOD EVENING POSTMAN FANS! I was getting ready for bed the other night to discover that the heels of my feet were extremely sore. Us diabetics know that the disease can often cause many problems in the foot area, believe it or not. Don't know exactly why. but its something you have to watch out for. I told "the war department" I was gonna have to call the doc in the morning to get it checked out. Well, to make a long story short, I discovered the problem was more my stupidity than a diabetic issue. I use an old milk crate underneath my computer desk as a foot stool when I work at the puter all day. You know, those plastic things they sell in department stores? Most people use em for storage. I rest my feet on it and lo and behold,the edges of the stupid thing have some rather sharp plastic. After most of the day, its creating some rather sore footies. lmao. Today I got me a pillow from the couch and find that the feet feel pretty good! Imagine that! I would ask "the war department" for a foot massage when she gets home, but I suspect that she's probably gonna need one more than me:) (She acually works for a living you know?) I went up to the dollar store today for not any particular reason. I put together a little love basket for "the war department" nothing special. a card to say "thank you" for everything she does, a little box of chocolates, and since she loves Xmas music, a couple dvds of music, and a little biddy stuffed bear. When someone does so much for you as they do, and you have so little to give in return, its nice to give them a little "love basket" sometimes. just to let them know you appreciate them. We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman THE COMICS cheerleaders http://www.thepostm the other way http://www.thepostm electronic devices http://www.thepostm over the limit http://www.thepostm on the Jerry Springer show http://www.thepostm finish it online http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES I must have had a ball last night-wav file http://www.thepostm Some people like to rock-wav file http://www.thepostm R. D. Mercer-wav file http://www.thepostm $500 car wash vs the $5 car wash http://www.thepostm the slut machine http://www.thepostm LArry the cable guy-midgets and gay bars-wav file http://www.thepostm Larry the cable guy=on the news-wav file http://www.thepostm Christopher Hans-magician http://www.thepostm  INTERESTING STUFF pippy the cat http://www.thepostm white trash Christmas http://www.thepostm Colony Collapse Disorder http://www.thepostm It's all about the Pentiums, baby. http://www.thepostm death sentance http://www.thepostm Islam Is The Light? http://www.thepostm Fred Thompson and the economy http://www.thepostm Bill has the typical observant wife. One evening after dinner, she handed him a bottle of Rogaine hair-restorer. Bill told her while he was indeed starting to thin out some, he didn't really think he needed hair-restorer yet. She said, "Oh. It's not for you, it's for your secretary, she seems to be losing quite a bit of her hair on your jacket." ____________ Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects. One day security officers were questioning a man when they were suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After a few mminutes, the door opened, and he began to walk out. Summoning up her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and don't come out until you're told!" The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security people returned, the woman reported what had happened. Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very frightened telephone repairman. ____________ As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?" ____________ A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, anthropologist and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such. While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high. "Sure," said the druggist. "Every morning the six o'clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it's too late to go back to sleep, and it's too early to get up." ____________ "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli ____________ One night a father was helping his son with his homework. The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?" His son pondered for a minute and replied, "Spinach?" ____________ A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska." ____________ FUN PAGES from Lorraine A Heavenly Rest http://tinyurl. First You Get the Weather http://tinyurl. PAPA Thorn BUFFALO Bil I Will Marry You! http://www.buffalos Sometimes... http://www.buffalos ___________ EXTRA X-Ray For a Brain http://www.funpagee Put in a Difficult Position http://www.funpagee Old Joke Keeps Getting Funnier http://www.funpagee THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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