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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I have been pondering over what to do about the fact hat I know
longer have prescription coverage for the past few weeks. I was
bouncing back and forth between Wal-mart's free program and
Walgreen's 20 dollar program that covered more medications. Finally
I went to Walgreen's and asked them to transfer all of my
prescriptions from my old pharmacy which I had used for the
past 20 years as it was convenient, never crowded, and the staff
filled your scripts while you waited if you had something new.
Yesterday morning I got a call from my old pharmacy saying that they
too have started a program much the same as the big companies but at
4.99 a month or 10.99 for three months. I was willing to give up
good service for 20.00 plus a script but not for 99 cents so I
remained as their customer.
While I was leaving, I unlocked the door on the Suburban using the
fancy remote that the daughter had claimed for herself when I
brought all of the keys home. I confiscated it because she kept
setting the security system and I was subjected to a blast of horns
and bells everytime I started it with no way to shut them off.
Anyhow I got
behind the wheel and with the keys still in my hand the Suburban
started. So now I have remote start that I never knew about. I am
really not used to having a vehicle with all the options as you have
probably guessed but I do like it. Now I have to keep the keys away
from Eva because she has already started my mom's car playing with
her keys.
Enjoy the chips and have a great day.
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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1484
The Texas Family and Sandi
The families have arrived for the holidays. It is not during the
actual
holidays but schedules have to be adjusted for work and such. The
Texas family, the Air Force family were immediately adopted by
Sandi.
Later at bedtime...
Sandi: Daddy, I do not know how to approach this subject so I will
just ask.
BJ: Okay speak.
Sandi: I would never want anything to happen to you or to mommy but
if something should. What would happen to me, to Rudy to Katie?
BJ: I have never thought about that Sandi.
The family in Texas would love to have me and probably Rudy...
BJ: Tami said she would take care of Katie. I guess I would need
to see an attorney and draw up some papers. However, first I would
need to speak to the family in Texas.
Sandi: No need. They already asked me to live with them but only
if.. you know...
BJ: Well ole girl let's just make certain nothing tragic happens
but let's also plan for the worst. You really like them?
Sandi: Yeah, and so does Rudy. Katie likes Tami, she kids her all
the time but ya know I think they are buddies down deep.
BJ: I will speak to Rudy about it tomorrow.
Sandi: No need, he and I already have spoken about it, he is for
it.
BJ: You sound kind of ready to move now.
Sandi: NO! We want to stay with our daddy! But we do not want to
become homeless, both of us have been homeless in the past, only
Katie has not been homeless.
BJ: Okay consider it done. Until then, come here and give me a
snuggle.
The herd in Guthrie
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