[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For Fri



Adult Adult

Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Since many of us are putting up a Christmas tree right
now or considering dragging the artificial one from
the back room where we stuffed it ornaments and all
after last Christmas, I dug out my annual tree story.

Living in San Diego one of the most expensive articles at Christmas
time was the tree. Paying 65.00 for a Blue Spruce that back here in
Michigan sold for 20 dollars or even better grew in the field behind
the house was quite a shock. I never could fathom buying an
artificial tree back then and a Douglas Fir was the same as our
Balsams and just didn't seem full enough. A tree lot out there was a
complete operation. You bought your tree and for an extra cost they
would install a stand or a stand with a plastic pan and if you
wanted spray your tree with various frostings in many colors. Green
is just fine for my tree but I usually got the stand and pan
installed. One year I selected the tree with the help of the wife
and daughter who wouldn't take the first tree I pointed out until
they looked at every tree on the lot and then would come back and
grab the tree I had picked. I brought the tree to the checkout and
asked for the pan and stand to be installed. Step one they cut into
fresh trunk to let the tree drink easier and the guy grabs an
electric chain saw. Tearing into the tree there is a lot of movement
but no chips flying ,. After a minute he stops , chooses another
spot on the trunk and starts sawing again , still no chips. He stops
the saw and looks at the chain and says" George, you put the chain
on backwards again". In about thirty seconds with another saw the
trunk was severed , then a stand was nailed on and I was out of
there , my wallet about 75.00 lighter. Well that's my best Christmas
tree story , hope you enjoy the chips and, oh no " George all the
chips are backwards". I never should have hired him heh heh.

BTW Nancy put up enough new movie clips to last us about a week
so enjoy.

buffalo

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Short Chips
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Two pals from the army meet in the street:
-HI! We haven't seen each other so long, what's up?
-I got married, you know.
-That's great, we've got to celebrate that somehow. Come to my place
tonight so we'll have a small orgy.
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Two lovers play seek & hide.
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Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the
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I Will Marry You!
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Sometimes...
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Doctor
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self employed at the beach
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Rudolph gets upset
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Gorilla Chips
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A guy went to the zoo to look at the animals. He bought some popcorn
and
was walking around and saw all the birds, giraffes, elephants and so
on.
He came to gorilla cage, in it was this big gorilla. The guy was
standing watching the gorilla and noticed that the gorilla was
copying
every move the guy made. The guy would reach into his popcorn bag
and
eat some popcorn and the gorilla would copy that movement. The guy
would
reach up and tug on his ear, again the gorilla would copy it. This
was
going on for some time. At one point the guy pulled his lower eyelid
down with his index finger. At that instant the gorilla grabbed the
bars, bent them, jumped through and grabbed the guy and beat the
crap
out of him. As the guy was being wheeled out to the ambulance, the
zookeeper asked "what did you do to make the gorilla go crazy like
that"
the guy told him what had happened, how the gorilla was copying
every
move he made and showed him some of what the gorilla was
copying. "What
move did you make just before the gorilla attacked you?" the
zookeeper
asked. He pulled his lower eyelid down with his index finger. "Oh"
said
the zookeeper "thats gorilla for FUCK YOU".

Well, several weeks go by and finally the guy gets out of the
hospital.
He goes back to the zoo to get back at that gorilla. He buys some
popcorn and goes straight to the gorilla's cage. As he comes up to
the
gorilla they acknowledge each other, the gorilla remembers. The guy
starts eating his popcorn and the gorilla copies his movements. The
guy
starts tugging his ear, the gorilla follows that movement. This goes
on
for several minutes. The guy pulls out a pocketknife, folds out one
of
the blades and runs the blade along his neck ( without cutting
himself
of course) He then hands the pocketknife to the gorilla. The gorilla
reaches up to his eye and pulls the lower eyelid down with his index
finger.

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Navy Chips
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Jim was just out of Navy boot camp, and was on his first
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ill from the motion of the ship. He approached an ensign,
also just out of training and on his first cruise. He
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Random Chips
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woman called him, his staff rose to the occasion.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't
have
the balls to do it.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. (Woody
Allen)

I'm living with a girl but we're not married. Its kinda like leasing

with an option to buy.

The masochist couldn't answer the phone because he was tied up.

He: "How many beers does it take to make you dizzy?"
She: "About four or five, and don't call me dizzy."

What's the difference between sin and shame?
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Learn to swim.

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Q and A Chips
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Frog Chips
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The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
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her way home.

As soon as she closed the door to her apartment, the girl took out
the instructions and read them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
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body. 3.. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4.. Crawl into bed, spread
your legs and put the frog "down there".

She quickly showered and jumped into bed. she put the frog between
her legs and trembling with anticipation, she waited. To her
surprise, and annoyance, nothing happened. The girl was totally
frustrated and quite angry at this point. She re-read the
instructions and noticed at the bottom of the paper it said, "If you
experience any problems or have questions, please call the pet
store."

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"See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the
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Cleveland
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Bush Chips
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Thank you, President George W. Bush!
http://www.thankyoupresidentgeorgewbush.com/

Dear President Bush:
Thank you for all you have done to protect me from terrorism.
It has been seven years since I was attacked and some of my
friends were killed. I am truly grateful for the way you have
handled one of the most profound crises my country has ever
faced. As commander-in-chief, I could not have felt more secure
with anyone other than you at the helm. Thank you for being a
man of integrity and an inspirational leader. May God bless you.
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I've identified, as groups, some of the signatures that were
seen on the site. Unfortunately, there must not be a lot of
space available, because these are all gone from the site now,
presumably so many others may add their own sentiments:

Shy and Unidentified:
- Anon E. Muss
- Jess Kiddin

Log Cabin Republicans:
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- Hugh Janus
- Ollie Taboner
- Heywood Jablome
- Jack Mehoff

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- Claude Gerbals
- Jack Mahawgoff
- Wilma Fingerdew
- Amanda Livering-Payne
- Anita Spankin
- Phil McHunt
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- Katya Cherkinov
- Jack Soffolot
- Willie Fistersnatch

Biology Professors:
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- Ivana Tinkle
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- Ollie Tabooger
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Wishers and Wellwishers:
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- Hugh Succock
- Olga Fokyerzeph
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- Clarence DeClowne
- Carma Esa Bicha
- Takeshi Tonyu
- Ahmed bin D'hohver
- Karma Hurtz
- Di Soon
- King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud,
Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques

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- Dallas Whites Only HOA
- Oil Tycoon Billionaires of America

....and those who know George "Dubya" Bush best:
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- Ima Boozer
- Shirley Eugest
- Xavier Onassis

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Toon Chips
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Mounting
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Limerick Chips
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I ran into a lady one night
Whose pussy said Gimme a bite
If I had my pick
I'd give it a lick
or maybe a nibble so light

There Was A Young Lady Of Mass.
Rather Lacking, We All Thought, In Class.
She Would Stroll Boston Common,
And Whenever She Saw Men,
She'd Whimper, ''Please, Sir, Make A Pass.''

There was a young girl from Balmoral
Whose habits were highly immoral.
For the price of a dime
She took three at a time,
One fore, one aft, and one oral

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Watch the weazel dance! Hilarious!

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Parting Chips
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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him
out on the counter.

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?" She
answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She
answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember
that blow job I promised you? Here it comes..."

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Best of 2008!

The latest and skatest craze!

Simply strap on, Push and glide!

See them flash at night when you move, no batteries required!

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Bonus Chip
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At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from the
class,
and she discovered Little Johnny with a cat under his shirt. She
said,
"Why have you got your cat at school?"

Little Johnny started crying. "I'm trying to save his life. I woke
up
this morning to hear the mailman tell my Mommy, 'I'm gonna eat your
pussy today!'"

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Voted Best of 2008!

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1491

The Christmas Lights Pt 2

Finally, the family arrives at the first display of lights.

Katie: Oh my goodness! I have never seen such a sight.

Sandi: Daddy, I am glad you gave us our contacts where we can see
colors.

Rudy: These lights, what is the purpose?

Diana: There was a star about 2,000 years ago that guided the wise
men to
where Jesus was born. These lights are the modern symbol of such.

Katie: They are so beautiful.

Sandi: I have no words.

BJ: Just enjoy.

Rudy: Look a manger scene...like the one we experienced when we
went back
in time a few years ago.

Sandi: Over there a house with just a cross...why?

BJ: Because it is a symbol like everything else we see. A symbol
of Love,
sacrifice.

Katie: I understand.

Rudy: A-Rooo!

Sandi: I remember.

Diana: Time to head back home..

The family with thoughts of remembrance in their head drift back...

The herd in Guthrie

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