Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Here's a story that will shake the little ones up and make them put
Rover in the basement on Christmas Eve.
Tonight's my first night as a watchdog, and here it is Christmas Eve.
The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, while I'm guarding the
stockin's and tree, what's that now - footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who's this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard, and a big sack for robbin' the house?
I'm barkin', I'm growlin', I'm bitin' his butt.
He howls and jumps back in his sleigh.
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air, I've frightened the
whole bunch away.
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again, the stockin's are safe
as can be.
Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow, and see how
I've
guarded the tree.
buffalo says I always worried as a kid that something would go wrong
and Santa wouldn't show. There was all those houses all over the
world and only one Santa. It wasn't like the Postal Service although
that would have been a better story like one Santa to take care of
each city. Every one knew also that Santa wouldn't come if you
were awake but you always heard conflicting stories about that
one. I know for a fact if you put me in a dark quiet room as a kid,
I went to sleep. I tried to stay awake on New Year's Eve as the
played the Top 100 hits of the year on the radio and I would hear a
dozen and start snoring and the next thing it would be morning and
I had wasted a 25 cent 9 volt battery.
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when
the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all
the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his
paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the
reindeer harnesses, the landing gear and Rudolph's nose. He
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Finally, they were ready for the checkride.
Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness and
checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to
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The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
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Redneck Chips
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Christmas in West Virginia
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back.
The Skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were sleepin', all snug in their beds,
While visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads.
And Ma in her nightgown all stained with pound cake.
Had just settled down to watch Ricki Lake.
When out in the driveway, a loud noise I heard,
I opened the winder to check muh T-bird.
I ran to the door, like I's on a mission,
But I tripped on some parts from muh granny's transmission.
The moon shone outside, the hound dog wuz barkin'.
Muh daughter weren't home yet, she wuz still out parkin'.
When what to muh whiskey blind eyes should I see
But a Chevy S-10, pulled by eight flyin' sheep.
With a fat nasty driver, so disgustin' and sick
I said, "Shoot Fire! That must be St. Nick!
More rapid than X-lax his wooly sheep came
And he belched and he hollered, and he called 'em by name.
Now CLIFFORD! Now VERNON! Now LESTER and ENUS!
On FESTUS! On ELMER! On ROSCOE and CLETUS!
From the top of the shack to them there garbage bins
Now Dash Away! Dash Away! Dash Away youins!
I heard a loud sound on the roof of muh shack.
Pud down muh beer and went fer muh gun rack.
He fell through the roof, plum killed my dog,
I swear that ole' Santa looked just like Boss Hog.
He wore a T-shirt, rebel flag on the front,
And his jeans were all bloody from that morning's hunt.
A big nekkid lady tattooed on his arm,
And he wore black boots that he'd picked up in 'Nam.
His eyes, how they glazed from too much Wild Turkey.
From the side of his mouth hung a stick of beef jerky.
A scar on his cheek from a fight with the cops.
The veins on his face looked ready to pop.
The butt of a Marlboro clung to his lip
He wore a hip pack full of B-B-Q chips.
He had a fat face and a hairy beer belly.
I ain't seen one that big since muh ex-wife Shelly.
He was gap-toothed and dumb with an I.Q. of three
And I laughed cause that redneck was smarter than me.
A wink of his eye, a fierce shake of his head,
From his hair came a rat that ran under the bed.
He reached in his sack, sipped his gin and tonic,
Then filled the kid's stockings with Hooked on Phonics.
His toys came from Big Lots and they weren't very nice
But he had lots of them and yuh can't beat the price.
He gave us a tape of them hound dogs that sing Jingle Bells. Some
Crisco, some Spam, some Oatmeal Cream pies, And a Nascar T-shirt in
Double X size.
When the presents were gone and he had no more,
He staggered and stumbled right through muh screen door.
He hopped in his truck, to his sheep gave an order
"Hurry up youins! To the Tennessee border!"
And I heard him cry out, with a strong southern drawl,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU REDNECKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL... YEE HAWWWW!
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A teacher asked her students to write the words to their favorite
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We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
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Olive, the other reindeer.
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Sleep in heavenly peas
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Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
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There was a young fellow from Sparta.
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He could roar from his rear
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And fizzle a fine serenata.
He could play on his anus
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He was great in the Christmas Cantata,
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He rendered quite often, with power to spare.
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He saved for the Marche Militaire.
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And he farted it through with a smile,
Then, feeling quite jolly,
He tried the finale,
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But it did not dismay him one bit,
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Silly Things To Do At Christmas
1. Stand in front of a supermarket wearing a Santa suit, ringing
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2. Wrap yourself in swaddling clothes and lay in the manger of
the neighbor's nativity scene.
3. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer
jerky and Easter Bunny filets.
4. Call Park Rangers in your area and tell them Rudolph is sick.
Ask if you can borrow one of their reindeers. If they tell you
no, then yell at them telling them they are heartless bastards
for ruining Christmas for all the children around the world.
5. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand
on the corner saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" as women walk by.
6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that
they've been naughty and won't be getting any presents this
year.
7. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive
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9. Decorate your yard to look like a sleigh and eight tiny
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17. Randomly replace one bulb in your neighbor's lights so they
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 142
The Collins
BJ gets home from work with the intent of telling the girls about the
Christmas story when....
Katie: Waaah!
Sandi: Sniff sniff!
BJ: What is the matter girls? I want to tell you the story of
Christmas
tonight.
Katie: I can't tonight, I am too sad.
BJ: Why?
Sandi: Rutherford came over and told us about the Collins family
at the end of the block.
BJ: So?
Katie: You knew their pack leader, you call them husband , is in Iraq
fighting as a Marine?
BJ: Yes, so?
Sandi: But Rutherford told us why we haven't seen their boy in some
time. It seems he had an accident and was hit by a car months ago.
He has lost the use of his legs.
BJ: That is sad.
Katie: Yes, father and sniff, sniff, they will not have much of a
Christmas
because of the medical bills.
BJ: Wow, that is terrible.
Ding Dong!
BJ: Come in.
In comes Rutherford.
Rutherford: Why all the long faces?
BJ: Katie and Sandi just told me about the Collins.
Rutherford: So? They have a home, unlike me. They have a roof
and food. If it wasn't for you guys, I might be dead. They are alive
and that should be enough.
BJ: But this is the Christmas season. We must do something.
Rutherford: What can I do to help? You have helped me.
Sandi: I have an idea. Rutherford, you like the boy don't you? Why
don't you become friends with him. Maybe you can help him reach
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Rutherford: Sounds good, but I do not know how to be a service dog.
I like the little boy. His name is James, but I call him Jimmy.
Katie: I have some books in the library in my dog house, let's go
there
and see what we can do.
Sandi: Yeah pops, excuse us but we have work to do.
BJ: That's my girls!
The herd in Guthrie
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