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Cordially Martin aka the postman _______ THE COMICS the next step http://www.thepostm self employed at the beach http://www.thepostm Rudolph gets upset http://www.thepostm trouser giveaway http://www.thepostm love at first site http://www.thepostm  LETS GO TO THE MOVIES I hate nature http://www.thepostm a young Steve Martin http://www.thepostm Victoria's secret http://www.thepostm why airplanes have pillow http://www.thepostm POWER POINT DISPLAYS the human brain http://www.thepostm INTERESTING STUFF wierd science http://www.thepostm Merry Christmas... how to suck your own dick http://www.thepostm everything you need to know about 2000$ an hour escorts http://www.thepostm dog and the snow http://www.thepostm The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can return to reality. For Instance Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden. She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.ick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening. What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything. ___________ A tourist from New York was hiking through the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?" he asked. "Yep," came a kid's voice through the door. "Is your father there?" asked the tourist. "Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in," said the kid. "Well, is your mother here?" "No, she left before I got here," said the kid. "But," protested the city slicker, "are you never together as a family?" "Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!" _________ A couple leaving a Paris hotel were given a bill for $400. The man protested to the manager who reminded him that he had a room plus bath. "But I didn't take a bath," said the man. "I can't help that, it was there for you," replied the manager. The unhappy man wrote something on a paper and presented the manager with a bill for $100."What's that for?" cried the manager. "For kissing my wife." "But I never touched your wife," objected the manager, angrily. "Can't help it," said the other, "she was there for you." After a week in a Marseille hotel, he was handed a huge bill. Remembering Paris, our hero called for the manager and said: "M'sieur, you owe me $300." "For what?" asked the manager. "For making love to my charming wife, Ethel, that's what." The manager suddenly became red-faced and nervous as he replied in a low voice: "Sir, not so loud, please. If you will come into my office, I will write you a check right away." ____________ A few years ago, I was standing in the check-out line of a local clothing store with my then six-year-old daughter. While I was writing a check to pay for my purchase, my daughter began tugging on my jacket. "Daddy," she said softly. "Yes, baby?" I answered her. "Do you smell something?" she asked innocently. "No, I don't," I replied. She got this evil little grin on her face as she said, "You will!" ____________ There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer. Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why? I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer. Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want." ____________ The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker! What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South? A homo-sex-y'all What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. ____________ BUFFALO Bill Horsey Rides http://buffalosjoke Customary http://buffalosjoke PAPA THorn Milk and Cookies http://able2laugh. Mona's observation http://able2laugh. FUN Pages from Lorraine The Price is Far from Right http://tinyurl. Police Academy http://tinyurl. Still Just a Pig in a Cage http://tinyurl. THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day! FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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