THE POSTMAN'S CORNER The test of thankfulness is not what you have to be thankful for, but whether anyone else has reason to be thankful that you are here  Just in time for the holidays! Shop for everything you need with a FREE $500 Sam's Club(R) Holiday Gift Card. http://www.thepostm  Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a FREE $1,000 Walmart Card! Take advantage of this unique offer and indulge yourself at Walmart! http://www.thepostm  Congratulations! You have been chosen to receive a $500 Petsmart Gift Card! http://www.thepostm GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! Last night I was out and about with "the war department." We had a couple items we needed to pick up from the store. So, we headed off to the "dollar store." a place I absolutely detest. Most everything says "made in China" and it never fails. Usually it breaks within a few days after you buy it. So, I stayed in the car while she went in to get some stuff she swears she can't get anywhere else. I was just beginning to drop off to a peaceful slumber in the car when WUMP.!!! I looked around and finally realized a stray shopping cart had somehow rolled across the pavement and banged in to the door of my Crown Vic. I got out, pushed the cart to the corral, and then inspected the door and find out if there was any damage. Just then, an older fellow approached me rather apologetically, explaining that it was his wife's cart, and was there any scratches. Fortunately the cart had rubber guards and there was not. I told the old guy, "no worries" and shook his hand and thanked him for being a responsible type of person. He wished me merry Christmas and was on his way. Its kind of nice to know that there are people in this world who still care. I found something that I really must tell you about. I got one to put in the saddlebags of my motorcycle and every car ought to have one too. These are really pretty nice and if you think about it, I'm sure you can find a thousand uses for this flashlite... recommended by Martin aka the postman...  The world's thinnest flashlight that fits anywhere! Perfect for cell phones (since you always carry it around) But also great on Ipods, Cameras, Wallets, Closets and anywhere you need light! The catlite is the perfect flashlight, ready when you need it and right at your fingertips You'll wonder how you ever lived without your Catlite! http://www.thepostm We do hope you enjoy today's issue! Cordially Martin aka the postman Recommended reading for today: Give It To Me Straight! Ezine Receive encouragement, support, help and the secrets to lasting change! Receive the truth about making real changes in your life and the support to make it happen. Each issue is delivered to your email box absolutely free! Recommended by Martin aka the postman http://www.tinyurl. 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One-day tits, ass, and pussy were all having a nice day. Tits asked ass how was his day, he replied, " boring as ever. I did nothing but shit all day." Then ass asked tits how was their day, they replied, "oh nothing, just a little wet from here and there and always being held". Pussy was so quiet, so tits and ass asked pussy how was his day, and he replied, " It was terrible, some big guy busted through the door, pinned me on the wall, and spit in my face." ____________ Little Johnny and his father ran a one-mule farm and barely eked out a living. One day, Little Johnny hit the lottery, winning $50,000. He burned rubber into town, collected his money, and left more rubber all the way back home, where he told his father the good news and handed him a $50 bill. The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Little Johnny, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it on whiskey or women or frivolous things. In fact, I couldn't even afford a license to legally marry your Ma." "Pa!" Little Johnny exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?" "Sure do," said his father, fingering the fifty-dollar bill, "and a damn cheap one too!" ____________ The fifty-year old son was complaining to his 75 year old father: "Dad, lately I've been having a problem with impotence. Tell me, do you have the same problem? Is it something that runs in our family?" "Well," his father replied, "I don't know about your mother's side of the family, but I've never had reason to complain. Why, when I was a lad, I would work up a good hard-on, hang a bucket of water from it, and walk the full length of a football field. But nowadays my knees give in when I'm half way." ____________ The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?" ____________ A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?" He thought for a moment and then said, "I would pass a collection plate." He got the job. ____________ An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver, Colorado, for being smart and funny and making her point when confronted with an angry passenger. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F--- you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too." The crowd applauded - and the errors of United were forgotten in a moment of almost universal bliss. ____________ FUN PAGE from Lorraine New Obama Girl http://tinyurl. Dirty Dog http://tinyurl. Don't Be Afraid http://www.buffalos Nude Beach Members http://www.buffalos Hidden http://www.buffalos THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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