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Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late! His buddy looks at him and says 'Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, WHO'S HORNY????!!! ............ It Works Every Time! ____________ Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ____________ Mary: I went shopping for bras this weekend. How depressing! I wanted one with good support. Jill: Have you tried under wire? Mary: Yes, Ma'am! Unfortunately, I have graduated to steel girders! ____________ Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman? A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward...backward. ..forward. .. stop and eject Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble ____________ ============ FUN PAGES from Lorrain World's Most Amazing Toilet http://tinyurl. Man Reads 2 Papers In Bathroom http://tinyurl. Sarah Palin Barracuda Lipstick http://tinyurl. ============ BUFFALO Bill Don't Be Afraid http://www.buffalos Nude Beach Members http://www.buffalos =========== THAT'S ALL FOLKS Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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