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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I know we have spoken on this before, but there are a lot of
people that like to embellish about their jobs in the military.
You know the sailor that claims he was a SEAL, or the grunt
that claims he was a sniper, or the man who says he was the
star center of the Air Force Academy Basketball team but after
a few drinks his story starts to unravel and if the truth finally
comes out he was a supply clerk, a mess cook, or was a
gate guard for four years. None of them quite had the knack
of storytelling that this man did in Louisiana.

NEW ORLEANS — A Louisiana man is sentenced to a year of home
confinement after pleading guilty to illegally wearing military
medals at his wedding.

U.S. District Judge Jay Zainey also Tuesday sentenced 42-year-old
Andy Jerome Ticker of Holden to two years of supervised release and
ordered him to pay a $500 fine.

Prosecutors said Ticker has never served in the armed forces, but he
wore a Navy captain's dress white uniform at his April 12 wedding in
Slidell.

The uniform was adorned with several medals and decorations,
including a Silver Star, Purple Heart and Navy Cross. The latter is
the second-highest medal next to the Medal of Honor.

Wearing military medals without proper authority is a federal crime.

I guess the big question I have is, Was the bride in on this also or
does this guy have some major explaining to do regarding where he
was when she thought he was on a WestPac for 6 months.

BTW The great pumpkin has already found the most deserving pumpkin
this
year. It weighed in at 1500 pounds. Sorry Nancy you didn't even come
close.
If we had a pumpkin chucker to throw it we could probably take out
Iran's
nuclear facilities or Quebec.

Enjoy the chips... buffalo

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I'm Joe Friday, private eye. I work on Tuesday, Tuesday's my
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Yesterday I was working in my New York office when there was a knock
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The phone rang. It was a client. I knew something was wrong because
she told me there was.

I raced down the stairs, called a taxi, the taxi stopped with a jerk,
the jerk got out and I got in. (continued)

We took the corner at 80 miles an hour. A cop stopped us and told us
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Then we were driving on the sidewalk because there was a sign that
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We were getting further out of the city. I knew this because we
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When I got to my client's house she greeted me with a burning kiss.
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There was a man on the floor. He had bullet wounds to the head and
stab wounds to the heart. He was dead so we went for a drive in the
country.

Then a brick came through the window, hit her on the left breast and
broke four of my fingers.

We got a flat tire. She pumped and I pumped, she pumped and I pumped.
Then we got out and fixed the tire.

When we got back to my clients house she invited me in for a root
beer. The root was nice but the beer was flat.

I was giving her a goodnight kiss but she closed her legs and broke
my glasses.

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Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings

My love for you...
it came and went.
So your feet are now
in wet cement.

I'm here to fulfill
your fondest wishes
Now that your husband
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Lie down with me
It's my final offa,
Or you'll be lying
wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

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from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer
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Love, J. Doe

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Manners Maketh Man?

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"And do you further remember how later, at
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I dropped the marmalade?

"That, Sir, was a faux pas."

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Proposal Chips
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Marriage Proposal

I, the undersigned, a female accepting a marriage proposal, agree
that...

Section 1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after
you've drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for five *whole*
minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema, I shall politely
fake
one.

Section 1.01 And it'll be a really good act too, with me saying stuff
like "So THIS is what hot monkey love is all about!" and howling like
a
cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a pin.

Section 1.02 I will never ask for more *foreplay*.

Section 2. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any
relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the
bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that - by some complex
scientific equation incomprehensible to woman - it will be my fault.
Even if I wasn't there.

Section 3. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girl's night
out, I will tell them that you are better hung than a large-balled
Himalayan yak, and an elephant would jealous of your genitalia.

Section 3.01 I shall mention *often* your sexual prowess and longevity
in the bedroom.

Section 3.02 And I will also mention this to YOUR friends. A lot.

Section 4. After sex (which I will NEVER refer to as "making love"),
I
will not expect you to cuddle me for hours till your arm goes dead.
Nor
will I let my hair annoyingly get in your face.

Section 4.01 I will never, ever give your penis a "cute" nickname.

Section 5. In bed, I will be as keen as mustard to try any novel
sexual position you fancy. Especially ones where I do all the work
and
you just lie there, grinning.

Section 5.01 I will ruthlessly interrogate my attractive female
friends
and inform you if any of them have the slightest bi-sexual tendencies.
Then I'll invite them around for dinner. And hide their car keys so
they have to stay.

Section 5.02 I promise to work out at the gym for two hours a day in
order to keep my body sexually desirable to you, even though your
intake
of beer may cause your gut to swell to proportions of a nine-month
pregnancy.

Section 5.03 I promise never to bring up your hair loss and the fact
that a baby's butt and/or honeydew melon is somewhat similar.

Section 5.04 I promise to shave every *possible* inch of my body, and
will always love your *weekend* beard...

Section 6. After we split up, I will never sleep with any of your
friends or colleagues. Or anyone else you have ever met. Or may one
day meet. And if men attempt to talk to me, I will solemnly inform
them
that you have "ruined me for other men".

Section 6. I understand that mechanical objects like cars, computer
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women.
I will only make a fool of myself if I attempt to operate them, so
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Section 6.01 With the exception of the following household items:
iron,
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garbage can, vacuum cleaner, diapers and toilets.

Being of sound mind and body, I enter this relationship contract.

Signed ____________________________________ (female)

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A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night,
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"It's fuckin' raining, of course you stupid idiots!!" he
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The man quietly replied: "Rude Alf the Red knows rain, dear!"

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Bonus Chip
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A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with
murdering
a school teacher with a chainsaw."

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"Tightwad!" blurted the man again.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1437

Saying Goodbye to Pearl

Diana: This is the last time we will be in the movie guys.

Katie: Waaaah!

Rudy: It means, my acting career is finished?

Diana: Yes, sorry guys.

Sandi: It's okay, we had our run. How about you daddy?

BJ: This is my last day also.

Sandi: Reflect back upon this episode of your life daddy, for
a while you had your time in the sun.

BJ: Quite so. Most people never get the chance and not only did
we get the chance, but the people were very nice.

Diana: Yeah, but it is time to get back to life, our life.
We can get the movie on DVD when it comes out.

Rudy: A-rroo!!

The herd in Guthrie


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