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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
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Halloween Approaches.
One thing that has drastically changed over the years
is decorations. Back when I was a child the paid for
decorations consisted of a skeleton with joints. You
decorated windows with construction paper in orange
and black. The great things about doing leaves and
pumpkins was they could stay there till Thanksgiving
just pull the ghosts and add a cornucopia and you were
all set. Hang a sheet with some wire in it to keep it
filled out and you had a ghost. Later we always held
out on carving the pumpkin till last so that it could be
cooked and used for Thanksgiving pies.
About ten years ago every decoration went high-tech. If it
didn't use 6 AA cells you couldn't find it in the stores. The
batteries powered voices, screams , lights, and ghostly
movements. Sensors in the figures that started animation
when people approached or knocked rivaled the security
of most banks into the 70's. Construction paper is never
used much anymore as it easier to buy the cling decorations
that require no tape or scraping of the windows after
Halloween although I have seen them stick pretty good if
you leave them there for a few months.
I haven't been in the stores to look at decorations this
year but driving around town I have seen so many of the
variations of plastic figures and leaf blowers I guess hat is
what is popular. With each year there has been more cases
of vandalism and a decrease in respect for your neighbor's
possessions. Many children think it is cool
to steal or destroy decorations but with prices that
people pay for them they are looking at serious trouble
if caught.
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1444
Getting Ready for Halloween
Katie: We need to fix up the yard for Halloween.
Sandi: Okay, what ideas are in your mind?
Katie: How about a fake cemetery?
Rudy: Sounds good. We can make some crosses, or fake tombstones.
Katie: Maybe we could bury a remote speaker under a tombstone to
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Rudy: I like that idea.
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and later that evening..
Katie: Father would you like to see our Halloween graveyard?
BJ: Sure, I noticed all the work you guys have done. Looks like a
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Katie: It is dark, go walk among them father.
BJ: Sure.
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She is
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BJ heads back to the house...
BJ: Wow that was scary!
Rudy: Honestly Pops?
BJ: Honestly? Well no. I heard too much giggling.
Sandi: Aw, I couldn't bring myself to scare my Daddy.
Rudy/Katie: What do you think Halloween is about?
Sandi: We could get Tami.
Katie grinning....
To be continued
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