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Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
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the 3 little pigs
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A guy worked for 30 years at the same factory. He got off work at 3:30, and was
home by 3:45 every day of his life. On Fridays, he came home and gave his wife
his check. One Friday as he was walking towards his car a co-worker asked if
he wanted to go out for a beer. He'd never been asked before, so he said,
"Sure, why not?"One beer lead to another and that led to his first wild night
out with the boys. Finally about 3:00 am he comes staggering thru the door.
His wife is waiting for him and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I went out with the boys for a few beers," he replied.
"You did, did you?" his wife fumed, "Just how much money did you spend?"
"As a matter of fact, I spent about $100.00," he said.
"$100?? Do you know how long that would last me?" the wife yelled.
"Let me think - you don't drink, you don't smoke and you've got your
own pussy... I guess it could last you forever." That's how the fight began...
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A guy worked for 30 years at the same factory. He got off work at 3:30, and was
home by 3:45 every day of his life. On Fridays, he came home and gave his wife
his check. One Friday as he was walking towards his car a co-worker asked if
he wanted to go out for a beer. He'd never been asked before, so he said,
"Sure, why not?"One beer lead to another and that led to his first wild night
out with the boys. Finally about 3:00 am he comes staggering thru the door.
His wife is waiting for him and asks, "Where have you been?"
"I went out with the boys for a few beers," he replied.
"You did, did you?" his wife fumed, "Just how much money did you spend?"
"As a matter of fact, I spent about $100.00," he said.
"$100?? Do you know how long that would last me?" the wife yelled.
"Let me think - you don't drink, you don't smoke and you've got your
own pussy... I guess it could last you forever." That's how the fight began...
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A grocer, while delivering orders in his station wagon, ran down
and injured an old lady. The lady sued and was awarded an amount
large enough to drive the man out of business. After difficult times he
managed to accumulate enough to try again. But a few months after
opening his store, he struck an old gentleman with his delivery truck.
The gentleman sued and collected big damages, enough to ruin the
merchant. On a peaceful Sunday, the grocer was sitting in his living
room when his little boy entered and called out, "Father, Father!
room when his little boy entered and called out, "Father, Father!
Mother's been run over by a great big bus." The grocer's eyes filled
with tears, and in a voice trembling with emotion, he cried out,
"Thank the Lord! My luck's changed at last!"
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There was this girl who lived in New Jersey, and she loved it so much
that she named parts of her body after places in the Garden State. One
night she confided this to her boyfriend as he was beginning to feel up
her right tit. "I bet you call this Mount Pleasant," he said, and she
that she named parts of her body after places in the Garden State. One
night she confided this to her boyfriend as he was beginning to feel up
her right tit. "I bet you call this Mount Pleasant," he said, and she
smiled in assent. Working his hand down her a$$, he asked, "And this?"
"I call that Freehole," she said.
Getting hot and heavy, he maneuvered his hand around to the front.
"I bet you call this Cherry Hill," he said triumphantly.
"Nope. That's Eatontown."
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"I call that Freehole," she said.
Getting hot and heavy, he maneuvered his hand around to the front.
"I bet you call this Cherry Hill," he said triumphantly.
"Nope. That's Eatontown."
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Why is a penis constructed with a knob on the end?
Three college boys waiting to take an anatomy exam to
get into the University of Texas Medical School were
ask the same question: "Why is a penis constructed
with a knob on the end?"
UT student: "So there's minimal strain on the man."
Baylor student: "To make it more comfortable for the woman."
Texas Aggie:"To keep your hand from slipping off."
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Three college boys waiting to take an anatomy exam to
get into the University of Texas Medical School were
ask the same question: "Why is a penis constructed
with a knob on the end?"
UT student: "So there's minimal strain on the man."
Baylor student: "To make it more comfortable for the woman."
Texas Aggie:"To keep your hand from slipping off."
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When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the
good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's 4-year-
old son overheard some of his mother's private conver-
sations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were
shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was
excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we're
going to name it, too."
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're
going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy
we're going to call it quits!"
good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's 4-year-
old son overheard some of his mother's private conver-
sations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were
shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was
excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we're
going to name it, too."
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're
going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy
we're going to call it quits!"
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A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next
season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her
and wants her and starts kicking up dust.
The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able
to race, so he calls the vet. The vet tells him to tie a bed
sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So that
day, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the
vet's solution worked, but the filly is nowhere to be found. The
farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, and sees
the neighbor's kid out by their barn.
"Hey young man," the farmer calls, "did you see a filly run by
with a bed sheet tied around her rump?"
The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this
morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ass."
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season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her
and wants her and starts kicking up dust.
The farmer doesn't want her knocked up, because she won't be able
to race, so he calls the vet. The vet tells him to tie a bed
sheet around the filly's rump to keep the stallion away. So that
day, the farmer does just that.
The next day, the farmer goes out to the corral to make sure the
vet's solution worked, but the filly is nowhere to be found. The
farmer follows her hoof trail to the neighbor's farm, and sees
the neighbor's kid out by their barn.
"Hey young man," the farmer calls, "did you see a filly run by
with a bed sheet tied around her rump?"
The kid replies, "No sir, but one dashed past here early this
morning with a handkerchief sticking out of her ass."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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