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My father-in-law had prostate surgery. We brought him
to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on at
eight. We were amazed when the hospital called at
noon to tell us he could go home.Two months
later our beagle, Bo, also had prostate surgery.
When I brought him in, I asked the veterinarian
what time I should pick him up. The vet told me
Bo would remain overnight.'Overnight?'
I said. 'My father-in-law came home the same day after his
operation!'
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to the hospital at 7:30 a.m., and he was operated on at
eight. We were amazed when the hospital called at
noon to tell us he could go home.Two months
later our beagle, Bo, also had prostate surgery.
When I brought him in, I asked the veterinarian
what time I should pick him up. The vet told me
Bo would remain overnight.'Overnigh
I said. 'My father-in-law came home the same day after his
operation!'
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A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing,
he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody--
it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he
went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.
When he had finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to do:
Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the beach.
Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the
beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will
rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page.
Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your
answer, that will tell you what to do." A year later the businessman went
back to the priest and brought his wife and children with him. The man was
in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining.
The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket,
gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for his advice.
The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious.
"You did as I suggested?" he asked.
"Absolutely," replied the businessman.
"You went to the beach?"
"Absolutely."
"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"
"Absolutely."
"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"
"Absolutely."
"And what were the first words you saw?"
"Chapter 11."
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he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody--
it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he
went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.
When he had finished, the priest said, "Here's what I want you to do:
Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the beach.
Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in the
beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will
rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page.
Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your
answer, that will tell you what to do." A year later the businessman went
back to the priest and brought his wife and children with him. The man was
in a new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children shining.
The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket,
gave it to the priest as a donation in thanks for his advice.
The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious.
"You did as I suggested?" he asked.
"Absolutely,
"You went to the beach?"
"Absolutely.
"You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"
"Absolutely.
"You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"
"Absolutely.
"And what were the first words you saw?"
"Chapter 11."
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The young novice nun soon realized that the absence of
sex in the convent was a problem. She confessed to
Mother Superior that it was unhealthy and she was rest-
less."Comfort yourself with a candle," she was advised.
"I've tried that," she said, "But you get tired of the
same thing wick in and wick out."
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sex in the convent was a problem. She confessed to
Mother Superior that it was unhealthy and she was rest-
less."Comfort yourself with a candle," she was advised.
"I've tried that," she said, "But you get tired of the
same thing wick in and wick out."
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The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate
embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front
door.The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm.
"Oh God," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out
the window."The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward
the window,then stopped. "I can't," he said, "we're on
the 13th floor.""For chrissakes," cried the young lady in exasperation,
"do you think this the right f*ckin' time to be super-stitious?"
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embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front
door.The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm.
"Oh God," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out
the window."The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward
the window,then stopped. "I can't," he said, "we're on
the 13th floor.""For chrissakes," cried the young lady in exasperation,
"do you think this the right f*ckin' time to be super-stitious?
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Jim Bob and Julie Sue were twins who couldn't find
dates to the prom. So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go
with her.Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't
find another date, you'll take me." So Jim Bob said
okay.Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with
Julie Sue. They were just standing by the punch bowl,
and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to dance. Jim Bob said,
"No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun."
So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After
the dance, Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to
Makeout Hill.Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, it would be gross."
Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."
So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking,
when Julie Sue moved to the backseat.
Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me."
Jim Bob didn't argue.
When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're
a lot bigger than dad."
Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night."
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dates to the prom. So Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to go
with her.Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. Promise me if you can't
find another date, you'll take me." So Jim Bob said
okay.Well, Jim Bob couldn't find a date so he went with
Julie Sue. They were just standing by the punch bowl,
and Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to dance. Jim Bob said,
"No, you're my sister, that's gross."
Julie Sue said, "Come on. It'll be fun."
So Jim Bob said okay, and they had a great time. After
the dance, Julie Sue asked Jim Bob to take her to
Makeout Hill.Jim Bob said, "No, you're my sister, it would be gross."
Julie Sue said, "We'll just talk, we don't talk anymore."
So Jim Bob said okay. They were at Makeout Hill talking,
when Julie Sue moved to the backseat.
Julie Sue said, "Come on, Jim Bob, take me."
Jim Bob didn't argue.
When he moved on top of her, Julie Sue murmured, "You're
a lot bigger than dad."
Jim Bob said back, "I know. Mom told me last night."
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There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first
time.Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like
that, but don't let him do it."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breasts; you are
going to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try
to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that,
but don't let him do it.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to
try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going
to like that, but don't let him do it. It will disgrace our
family."With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her
date.The next day she told her grandmother that everything went just
as the old lady had said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our family.
When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced
his family."
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time.Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about young
boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like
that, but don't let him do it."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breasts; you are
going to like that, but don't let him do it. He is going to try
to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that,
but don't let him do it.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to
try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going
to like that, but don't let him do it. It will disgrace our
family."With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her
date.The next day she told her grandmother that everything went just
as the old lady had said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our family.
When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced
his family."
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Have a nice day
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Have a nice day
FROM:
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