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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Nancy called to say she was stopping by this morning and as
Nancy and her son Joey walked in I noticed a large box in his
hands with the picture of a pair of bikini clad breasts. Nancy
opened the box and it contained what was on the outside of the
box mounted on a plaque. Nancy plugged it into the wall and
they began to jiggle and the C and W song Titties and Beer
began playing in stereo. Mary had mentioned that she had left
a pair of singing boots for me but I guess I need my hearing
checked. I truly love my sister Mary and it is a cute gift but it
belongs on the wall of someone who has his beer drinking
buddies by often and I live a hermit's life. It will occupy a place
of honor on the wall amongst my other memorabilia and some day
it will be item 104 in my estate auction," A pair of Jingle Jugs"
only
played a few times.

Enjoy the chips and I'm outta here.... buffalo

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and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that it's a
woman and, as he catches up to her on a par 3, that she's very
attractive. He's interested and suggests that they play the rest
of the round together. She agrees and a very close match ensues.
She turns out to be a very talented golfer and she wins their
little competition on the last hole. He congratulates her in the
parking lot then offers to give her a lift when he sees she
doesn't have a car. All in all it's been a highly enjoyable
morning.

On the way to her place, she thanks him for the morning's company
and competition and says she hasn't enjoyed herself so much on
the course for a long time. "In fact.", she says. "I'd like you
to pull over so I can show you how much I appreciated
everything.". He pulls over and she gives him the best kiss he's
ever had.

The next morning he spies her at the first tee and suggests they
play together again. He's actually quite competitive and slightly
peeved that she beat him the previous day. Again they have a
magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and playing a
tight, competitive round of golf. Again she pips him at the last,
again he drives her home, and again she shows her appreciation.

This goes on all week, with her beating him narrowly every day.
This is a sore point for his male ego but, nevertheless, in the
car home from their Friday afternoon round, he tells her that he
has had such a fine week that he has a surprise planned. Dinner
for two at a fancy candle-lit restaurant followed by a night of
passion in the penthouse apartment of a posh hotel.

Surprisingly, she bursts into tears and says she can't agree to
this. He can't work out what the fuss is about, but eventually
she admits the reason.

"You see," she tearfully sobs. "I'm a transvestite."

He is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, pulls the car to
a screeching halt and curses madly, overcome with emotion.

"I'm sorry." she repeats.

"You bastard!" he screams, red in the face, "You cheating
bastard. You've been playing off the red tees all week!!!"

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No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next
cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly
easier on the eye. "Do me hard or climb the ladder to success," she
said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was an even prettier lady who, this time, was
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uttered.

As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to
himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the
next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot. "Just
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Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man,
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a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies buzzing around his
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They can be cold as ice.
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He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy
over there?' The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed
her to give Jesus a glass of wine. 'On my bill,' he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him
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Short Chips
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John came home in great excitement and said to Jill, "You'll never
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"Really," Jill said, interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," John replies

"But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back" says Jill

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A grossly overweight woman gets on a train and seats herself next to
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Swamp Chips
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Way.... back in da Louisana swamp, Der lived a family named
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Gaston & Clouteal.

One mornin' Gaston got in his Pe'rouge (a flat bottom canoe)
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Dat evenin' he come paddelin' home and Clouteal was standin'
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Clouteal said: Ya no dat big ass alligator dat live behind da house?
Gaston said: Ya...

Well...... he ate one of da kids!!

Ol' Gaston jumped up and started to yell!! Wat da matta wit you
woman!!

She said: Gaston, Dats alrite, we go to bed and make another one.

Gaston tought a little bit and he reluctantly agreed.

About a year later, Gaston was commin' home again and she was
standin'
on da bank. He says , How you doin' honey?

She says OK, but dat big ass allegator ate another one of da kids
!!!
Gaston flew into a rage !! Clouteal said: Don't worry, I'll jus make
sometin' ta eat and we can go ta bed and make another one!

Gaston once again reluctenly agreed.

About a year later Gaston was commin' home again and she was
standin'
on
da bank. Gaston was afraid ta ask how she was doin'.

She said: Dat Allegator ate another one if da kids !!!

Ol' Gaston jumped up and threw his paddle down an stomped inside da
house wit clouteal close behind.

She said: It's OK, I'll cook somtin' and we can make another one!!

Gaston turned to her and said: What are you woman couyan' (crazy),
If
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Parting Chips
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WITNESS: "I did."

LAWYER: "And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the
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WITNESS: "I did." (Witness remains silent.)

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WITNESS: "I saw George."

LAWYER: " You saw George, the defendant in this case?"

WITNESS: "Yes."

LAWYER: "Can you tell the Court what George was doing?"

WITNESS: "Yes." (Witness remains silent.)

LAWYER: "Well, would you kindly do so?"

WITNESS: " He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks."

LAWYER: "His 'thing?'"

WITNESS: "You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis."

LAWYER: "You passed close by the duckpond, the light was good, you
were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?"

WITNESS: "Yes."

LAWYER: "Did you say anything to him?"

WITNESS: "Of course, I did!"

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1396

Real or Not?

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BJ: What?

Sandi stretches and she to leaps out of the bed along with Katie.

Katie: I dreamt I was laying on a blanket in a meadow by a stream.

Sandi: Me to.

Upstairs.... A-Rooo!!!!!

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BJ: Did we ever leave home?

Katie: I am scared. I don't understand.

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not
comprehend and that is okay.

Diana: That is?

BJ: The traveler, Joel, is on his way. He brought us home,
mystically.

Sandi: I know him, even though I do not know him. I have dreamt
about
him many times and we have visited. He will always be the traveler
to me.

Rudy: To me to.

Katie: and to me.

Diana: Yeah, I think the Traveler fits him better.

BJ: We took him in once and gave you guys the gift of speech.

Katie: Boy I am bet you are happy for that.

BJ: Sometimes.

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