Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
The apartment upstairs from me is open and as the owners
are retired and constantly on the move during the summer
the ad carries my phone number. It is time for college students
at the top of the hill to start lining up housing for the fall so my
phone rings about 20 times a day. I had just finished
breakfast after dropping Buffy off at work and as I had been
up since 0530, I figured a nap was in order. I put the business
channel on so I could watch the oil prices and dozed off. I had been
out about 20 minutes and the phone rang and I started answering the
person's question when I heard another little voice on the line. Eva
had one of the two portables and was just chattering away so I told
her to give me the phone and put it on the headboard beside the
other portable and my preferred hard wired Bell desk phone with an
amplified
handset. I finished the call and hung up the phone and closed my
eyes and both portables started making a loud beeping sound. Eva in
retaliation had went out and hit the button on the base station
either to annoy me or so she could find the other portable. I hit
the on button and told her to knock it off.
A few minutes later she came in and changed the channel from the
business channel to a Tom and Jerry cartoon and sat on my bed
watching the toon as I dozed off. I woke up a few minutes later and
she had taken my wallet out of my shirt pocket and she hadn't
touched the money but had my driver's license and a credit card.
Sometimes I wonder what my daughter teaches her when I'm not
around.
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Most outstanding sex records of all time
Judging upon the work of Doctor Jacobus, which was published in
1935, the largest erected human penis was 30 centimeters long. The
smallest penis in the world is only one centimeter long. There is an
illness, at which a man does not have a penis at all - the illness
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symbol of their masculinity.
When Egyptian conquered Libya, they took possession of 13,320
penises of their defeated enemy. The hideous event took place in the
13th century B.C.
W.F. Benedict wrote in the book "The Sexual Anatomy of Women" that a
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hers weighed 11.3 kilograms.
Swiss biologist Albrecht von Haller said that he once saw a
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The longest spermatozoon is owned by Drosophila Bifurca insect. Its
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Egyptian Sundevall mouse has about a hundred of copulations per
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The longest sexual intercourse was performed by a couple of
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minutes.
Mosquitoes copulate with each other for just three seconds.
Pigs may experience a 30-minute long orgasm.
Mountainous salamander Hynobius nigrescen's pregnancy varies
depending on the height, at which the animal lives. Its pregnancy
may last for more than three years at the height of 1,400 meters
above the sea level.
The Guinness Book of World Records says that the male of
East-Australian mouse Antechinus Stuartii leads the most dangerous
sex life. Every year these mice arrange a massive copulation, when
the entire male population of the species copulates with numerous
females. Males try to eat several possible rivals too. As a result,
injuries, hunger, infections and ulcers kill the entire male
population of Antechinus stuartii in just several days.
Porn star John Dough could satisfy 55 women a day.
Woman named as Houston shocked the entire civilized world with the
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Doctor Vernon Coleman registered the longest sexual intercourse,
which lasted for 15 hours. The record was set by movie star Mae West
and her lover, known only as Ted.
The largest sex orgy took place in the year 200 B.C. in Rome, when
about 7,000 people abandoned themselves to their love passions.
Captain Cook visited the Kingdom of Tonga in 1777, as he was
traveling on the islands in the Pacific Ocean. Cook met King
Fatafehi Paulah, who told the captain that only the king had a right
to deflower all local girls. The 80-year-old king said that he had
sex with eight or ten virgins on daily basis. Therefore, the tribal
king deflowered over 37,000 local girls throughout his life.
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to her husband Bobbie. They became the happy parents with the
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Lina Medina from Peru became the youngest mother at the age of five,
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Englishman Sean Stewart became the youngest father in 1998 at the
age of 12.
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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life.
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman
replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each
other, aren't we."
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A kid had cut open a golf ball and had *eaten* the liquid centre.
The stuff in this case was a thick, dark fluid, and the child's
mother naturally assumed that it was some petroleum product. She
frantically called the family doctor, and as she was rushing to the
doctor's office with the apparently poisoned kid, the doctor was
rapidly flipping through the "Common Household Poisons" book. There
was no mention of golf balls in it. The doctor called up a golf ball
manufacturer and explained the situation; but they said that their
golf balls had a solid core. "I wish I'd asked the name of the
manufacturer!
named their sole competitor that made balls with liquid centres.
Another quick phone call, and the
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A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two
kids into armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself,
"What the heck have I done?" He began to ponder, "How am I going to
bring back my beloved family?" So, he thought for a while and
decided a good idea was to take them to a hospital and see if the
surgeon could operate and bring them back. He loads them into his
van and off he rushes to the local hospital. He walked up and down
the hospital and after some serious surgery, he asks the doctor,
"Doc, how are they doing?" The doctor replies, "Comfortable, sir!"
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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to
paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected,
sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably
distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the
doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat,
and they go. When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's
coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever
seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replies,
"but not framed like that."
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After deciding that their frail, elderly mother can no longer live
alone, a family brings her to a nursing home, hoping she'll be well
cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe the old woman, feed
her a tasty breakfast, and sit her in a chair at a window
overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems fine, but after a
while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her
up. Again she seems fine, but after a while she starts to tilt to
the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back
upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see
how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it
here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty
nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window
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The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the attorney in the window seat said, "I think I'll
get up and get a coke. "No problem," said the physician, "I'll get
it for you." While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the
physician's shoe and spat in it. When the physician returned with
the coke, the other attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll
have one too." Again, the physician obligingly went to fetch it and
while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe and
spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed
the flight. As the plane was landing, the physician slipped his feet
into his shoe sand knew immediately what had happened. "How long
must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions?
This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in
cokes?"
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that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa
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Prescription drugs should be kept far out of
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Some people say you should not exceed the
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Never mix prescription painkillers with alcohol,
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Most people don't realize how much pharmacists
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If your pharmacist doesn't offer to have one
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A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He
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farmer when he opens the door.
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can
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"What's that?" he asks, spying a wall of eggs.
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finally he can't control himself anymore. He has to see this beauty.
Rushing through the wall, he finds that she's even more beautiful
than her father said, and she's quite ready to have fun. They spend
the whole night making wild passionate love.
The rooster wakes the salesman in the morning, and he hears the
farmer climbing the stairs. In a panic, he grabs a jar of glue and
starts gluing the eggshells back together. He has just finished
putting the last egg into the wall when the farmer bursts into the
room.
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So saying, he grabs a couple of eggs from the wall. The salesman is
petrified as he sits at the breakfast table. He knows that the eggs
the farmer picked are empty, and he knows the farmer will catch on
to
what happened.
The farmer cracks open an egg.
Nothing.
He cracks open a second egg.
Again, nothing.
He cracks a third egg.
Nothing.
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Bill Gates my father is not. As church treasurer, he had two files
labeled "St. Mary's Income" and "St. Mary's Expenditures.
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It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if
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"Resignation Letter"
ANYBODY LOOKING TO RESIGN CAN USE THIS LETTER:
Dear Sir,
This will confirm my fucking resignation with your fucked
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skills.
I am looking forward to my new position and the challenges
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My last day of work will be when you realize I came in
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I
requested and received last week.
Hopefully, your dumb ass can figure out all the shit I've
left undone for the new team, as well as the ongoing projects
I never completed.
Once the company figures out that you don't know a damn
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Please feel free not to say a damn thing to me should you
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My experience with this fucking company has been very unrewarding. I
was
only rewarded by your secretary. She is a good fucker. She screwed
me
on
your desk when you were away. She told me that you screwed her every
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Parting Chips
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Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured one as a used
car salesman. He had no experience in this field but he figured he
could use the old sales pitch that the car was *like brand-new* and
had only been driven by a little old lady on Sundays. He tried that
approach on every perspective buyer but none seemed to believe him
and no sales were made that day.
The following day he decided to change his sales pitch and sure
enough he sold three cars. The manager of the used car dealership
called him over and asked what he had done to bring about all these
sales.
Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my little old lady story, so
I told them that the car had previously been owned by a nymphomaniac
who only used the backseat."
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Bonus Chip
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A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off and he
observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing
passengers, "Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay! Your wife was a
great lay!"
He was stunned. After the train pulled away, he walked over to the
man and asked, "Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his
wife was a great lay?"
The other man shrugged his shoulders. "It isn't really true," he
said, "but I don't want to hurt his feelings."
The recently married bride was perplexed when her husband announced
that he had found a new position.
"What's that, honey?"
"We lie back to back."
"But, what kind if position is that?"
"You'll see. Another couple is joining us."
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1382
True or False?
BJ is sleeping and dreaming....
True...
False...
True...
True...
False..
BJ: What the..?
Sandi: False..
BJ: What are you guys talking about...? You woke me up.
Rudy: We are talking about what is real and what is not.
BJ: Such as?
Katie: Leprechauns.
Sandi: False.
BJ: Good grief, it is what... 2 am. Okay I am awake what about
fairies?
Rudy: What kind?
BJ: Oh there are more than one kind of fairy?
Rudy: Yes, there are wood fairies, tree fairies, meadow fairies,
that I
know of.... True.
BJ: Ack!
Sandi: Demons?
Katie: True.
Rudy: Banshees?
Sandi: True.
BJ: Oh you have seen all of these I suppose?
Sandi: Yes.
Katie: Vampires?
Rudy: False.
To be continued...
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