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From The Archives

We live in Northern Michigan about 70 miles North of Mackinac Island
where only horses are allowed. In the sixties my dad bought a
carriage horse named Belle from the Island. A ferrier had trimmed
her hooves to short during reshoeing and one of the nails had
penetrated the quick causing a inflammation and infection. She had
recovered but it was felt that that hoof could never be shoed again
and the horses wear a special rubberized shoe to protect their feet
on the streets. The horse that was once half of a 5000 dollar
matched pair became a 300 dollar farm pet. I had dreams of me on
horseback herding the cattle and Belle had dream of totally ignoring
whoever was on her back. She would walk along and if you happened
to be going the same place that was fine but why anyone would want
her to chase cows, she didn't have a clue. Another problem was
height.
Although not as wide as a draft horse like a Clydesdale, Belle was
every bit as tall and unless you had a ladder handy getting on her
back was comical to say the least. Winter came and my dad had
visions of Belle pulling a sleigh loaded with firewood out of the
woods where we were cutting.
We had a nice trail packed in the snow and Belle would wait
patiently on the trail while we were loading wood into the sleigh
and then pull it up to the house. We would haul a load or two out
each day right after we got home from school and on Saturday we
started around noon and we had hauled about six loads out with
breaks and we decided to go back and get one more load with me
driving before dark. I don't know if five was her normal quitting
time or she belonged to a union or maybe there was something in the
woods she didn't like but she had hauled her last load and headed
for the barn. I stopped her and tried to turn her and the sled
towards the woods but she wasn't having none of it.
She would get tangled in her trace chains and I would unhitch her,
turn the sled around by hand and hook her up and she would take off
towards the house. I would go through the yard and head back
towards the woods and she would head for the barn. To make matters
worse she would turn her head and snort at me while I was
straightening out the sled like she was laughing at me. On the
third trip through the yard my dad came out wondering what was going
on. He just laughed when I explained and told me to put her in the
barn for the night. Belle was a good horse but my dad had bought
her for nostalgia I think and she went to another farm shortly after
I left for Michigan State. It was great to learn all about
harnesses and keeping the stuff in repair but keeping an animal that
eats several ton of hay for a pet is an expensive proposition.
On the other hand it was an experience that few today ever get to
have.

buffalo

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Sandi: At least we know the equipment works okay.

Katie: I am glad I got it on video.

Rudy: You what?

Katie: Yeah, it is on Youtube.

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