THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Good afternoon postman fans!
Live your life and forget your age.
Hi Martin,
I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciated hearing about the SMC
program. I heard about it from your website. I used to think these things were
silly. Until I started making money with it myself. thanks again.
Paul
Hi Paul
No problem, glad its working for you.
The Postman
What Paul is talking about is a neat program that lets you make some
rather hefty profits from home. You can look into it simply by sending for
a free get started guide. I know I'm going to!
You've seen it on tv...go here to get the stuff...
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I was out yesterday afternoon on the cycles with a long time friend
Live your life and forget your age.
Hi Martin,
I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciated hearing about the SMC
program. I heard about it from your website. I used to think these things were
silly. Until I started making money with it myself. thanks again.
Paul
Hi Paul
No problem, glad its working for you.
The Postman
What Paul is talking about is a neat program that lets you make some
rather hefty profits from home. You can look into it simply by sending for
a free get started guide. I know I'm going to!
You've seen it on tv...go here to get the stuff...
http://www.thepostm
I was out yesterday afternoon on the cycles with a long time friend
of mine. No particular destination. Just finding out where a particular
road ended. We decided to pull over and stop at a sidewalk cafe.
We began swapping childhood stories. And I was telling my
buddy how while growing up my brother and I rode trail bikes to
chase the cattle down in scrub timber land on our farm. Well one
night brother and I were doing rum and coke and it happened to be
that wonderful time era when "streaking" was the fad. Bro and I
that wonderful time era when "streaking" was the fad. Bro and I
decided after the consumption of enough rum and coke, to take the
trail bikes, and ride to the local bar "Streaking" through it....in the front
door. out the back door. Only problem was, we neglected to make
sure the back door was open. and it was not. The local sheriff hauled
us, along with the bikes down to the local jail, and Dad came by in the
morning to collect us in the old 1947 Chevvy pick up.
Things were handled a little differently then, We received no
Things were handled a little differently then, We received no
charges from the stunt, and other than a hangover, bruised ego,and a
stern lecture from pop, we survived. I relayed this story to my buddy
yesterday afternoon there at the cafe, and we chuckled. I suggested
we do a repeat and go find the local bar. To which we shared a couple
of chuckles at the thought. However, yeseterday afternoon, my buddy
and I were drinking coffee, rather than rum. and it was NOT necessary
for the war department to come bail out yours truly and his
for the war department to come bail out yours truly and his
Honda from the local "hoosgow" :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Cordially
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A bill collector came knocking at the door of a lady who had fallen behind
on her furniture bills. "All right, lady," said the bill collector,
"how about the next installment on that couch?"
The lady shrugged. "I guess that's better than having to give you money."
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"how about the next installment on that couch?"
The lady shrugged. "I guess that's better than having to give you money."
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What not to say during sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
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Bill and Bob have tended bar together for years. One day Bill says,
"I love my wife, but sometimes I get bored. Tell me, have you ever
thought of switching? Who says you have to be with your wife and I
have to be with my wife all the time!" Bob says, "Hey, that's a great idea.
Let's talk to our wives and see what they think."
Each of them talks to his wife, and much to their delight the wives
agree to the plan. The next morning Bob says to Bill, "How was it for you?"
Bill says, "I had a lot of fun, we should do this again.""That's what I think,"
"I love my wife, but sometimes I get bored. Tell me, have you ever
thought of switching? Who says you have to be with your wife and I
have to be with my wife all the time!" Bob says, "Hey, that's a great idea.
Let's talk to our wives and see what they think."
Each of them talks to his wife, and much to their delight the wives
agree to the plan. The next morning Bob says to Bill, "How was it for you?"
Bill says, "I had a lot of fun, we should do this again.""That'
says Bob. "Let's go next door and see how the girls made out."
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A woman bailed out of an airplane which was going down. She landed on an
island in the middle of nowhere. Wandering around, at first she thought
that she was alone. Then she found a grass hut, and nearby a really attractive
man, dressed in only a loincloth.She introduced herself, and discovered that
the man had been shipwrecked on the island with his parents (long since deceased) some years before."So what do you do all day here?", she asked.
"Oh, pick breadfruit off of the trees, dig for clams, and patch my hut".
"What do you do for sex?", queried she.
"What is 'sex' ???" asked he.
"Let's go into your hut there, and I will show you", said she.
Afterwards, she asked him, "So what did you think of that?"
"Hey, that was great, but look what it did to my clamdigger!"
island in the middle of nowhere. Wandering around, at first she thought
that she was alone. Then she found a grass hut, and nearby a really attractive
man, dressed in only a loincloth.She introduced herself, and discovered that
the man had been shipwrecked on the island with his parents (long since deceased) some years before."So what do you do all day here?", she asked.
"Oh, pick breadfruit off of the trees, dig for clams, and patch my hut".
"What do you do for sex?", queried she.
"What is 'sex' ???" asked he.
"Let's go into your hut there, and I will show you", said she.
Afterwards, she asked him, "So what did you think of that?"
"Hey, that was great, but look what it did to my clamdigger!"
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A certain doctor had heard about a new machine which was reputed to be very
effective in massaging the prostrate gland and because this doctor had a
plethora of prostrate patients, he ordered one. When it came he unpacked it
and found that it consisted of a large flattish box with a hard-rubber "finger"
thrust upward from the center, plus a smaller control box with a knob on it. The
doctor read the direction carefully and then, like a child with a new toy, grew
eager to use it He stepped down the hall to the office of a dentist, who was one
of his prostrate patients, and asked him to come over when he could spare a few minutes. After a while the dentist arrived and the doctor showed
effective in massaging the prostrate gland and because this doctor had a
plethora of prostrate patients, he ordered one. When it came he unpacked it
and found that it consisted of a large flattish box with a hard-rubber "finger"
thrust upward from the center, plus a smaller control box with a knob on it. The
doctor read the direction carefully and then, like a child with a new toy, grew
eager to use it He stepped down the hall to the office of a dentist, who was one
of his prostrate patients, and asked him to come over when he could spare a few minutes. After a while the dentist arrived and the doctor showed
him the new machine. The dentist was a bit apprehensive about it,
being old fashioned in some areas, but the doctor finally persuaded him
to give it a try. The dentist lowered his trousers and got onto the peg and
when he was settled there, the doctor carefully turned the knob on the
control box until the pointer was on "5.""Feel anything?" he asked.
"No." "Stay put," said the doctor, and turned the knob a trifle more, to "10."
The directions said that "10" was the recommended setting.
"Feel anything now?"
"Nawp."
The doctor scowled and checked the paper. It said "10."
"You don't feel anything at all?" he asked.
"Not a thing," said the dentist, beginning to grow uneasy.
The doctor took hold of the knob and began slowly turning it, very slowly,
keeping a wary eye on his patient, up to "20" and then to "30" and then on to
"50" and nothing happened.
"Damn!" said the doctor. "Something wrong somewhere." He glanced around and
then suddenly walked over to the wall. "Hell," he said, chuckling, "here's where
the trouble is! Thing isn't plugged in."
He picked up the plug and rammed it into the wall socket.
There was a simultaneous loud buzzing sound and a mighty screech from
the dentist as he came off the box, his pants down around his ankles. He let
go one more scream and his second jump sent him right through the glass door
and onto the floor of the hallway.What a shock that would be..:)
"No." "Stay put," said the doctor, and turned the knob a trifle more, to "10."
The directions said that "10" was the recommended setting.
"Feel anything now?"
"Nawp."
The doctor scowled and checked the paper. It said "10."
"You don't feel anything at all?" he asked.
"Not a thing," said the dentist, beginning to grow uneasy.
The doctor took hold of the knob and began slowly turning it, very slowly,
keeping a wary eye on his patient, up to "20" and then to "30" and then on to
"50" and nothing happened.
"Damn!" said the doctor. "Something wrong somewhere." He glanced around and
then suddenly walked over to the wall. "Hell," he said, chuckling, "here's where
the trouble is! Thing isn't plugged in."
He picked up the plug and rammed it into the wall socket.
There was a simultaneous loud buzzing sound and a mighty screech from
the dentist as he came off the box, his pants down around his ankles. He let
go one more scream and his second jump sent him right through the glass door
and onto the floor of the hallway.What a shock that would be..:)
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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