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A man goes to a public golf course.
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I
would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem,
but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is
this: we just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're
willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell
me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.
He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself,
"I think my driver will do the job." The robot caddie turned to the
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A man goes to a public golf course.
He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I
would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem,
but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is
this: we just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're
willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell
me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer.
He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself,
"I think my driver will do the job." The robot caddie turned to the
man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood.A driver is far too much
club for this hole."Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood,
made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10
feet to the right front of the hole on the green. The golfer, delighted,
turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance.
As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is
gonna break left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said,
As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is
gonna break left to right." The robot then again spoke up and said,
"No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left"
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he
decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied
Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he
decided again to listen to the machine. He made his putt and birdied
the hole thanks to the robot and his advice.But his luck didn't end
there. His entire game was the best game he
ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked,
"How was your game ?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I
ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.
See you next week. A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned
ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked,
"How was your game ?" The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I
ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots.
See you next week. A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned
to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the
counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot
golf caddies, please." The gentleman from behind the counter turned
to the man and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we
had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've
complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun
reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. "
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show
up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop,
and the other is running for President."
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Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've
complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun
reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way. "
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show
up for work, two filed for welfare, one of them robbed the pro shop,
and the other is running for President."
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An elderly man and woman were sitting on the porch at the Home for the
Aged. The woman turns to the man and says,
Aged. The woman turns to the man and says,
"Betcha can't tell how old I am."
"Betcha I can," replies the codger. "Stand up."
She does.
"Hike up your skirt."
She does.
"Drop your drawers."
She does, though at this point, as you can imagine,
"Betcha I can," replies the codger. "Stand up."
She does.
"Hike up your skirt."
She does.
"Drop your drawers."
She does, though at this point, as you can imagine,
she's looking a bit shaken.
"Now," he says, "wiggle your tush around."
She does that too.
"Sit down," says the geezer. "You're going to be 87 on Tuesday."
"How do you know?" squawked his companion.
"You told me yourself, yesterday."
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"Now," he says, "wiggle your tush around."
She does that too.
"Sit down," says the geezer. "You're going to be 87 on Tuesday."
"How do you know?" squawked his companion.
"You told me yourself, yesterday."
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The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical
difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation
Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they
found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson
had taken some of the nuts off. (Jay Leno)
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difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation
Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they
found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson
had taken some of the nuts off. (Jay Leno)
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When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's
good. If you're making love and you catch somethin',
that's bad
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good. If you're making love and you catch somethin',
that's bad
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Two mothers were talking about a third one who had just
given birth to triplets. "You know, that only happens
one in twelve-thousand times?" said the one.
"Amazing! How did she ever find time to do any housework?"
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given birth to triplets. "You know, that only happens
one in twelve-thousand times?" said the one.
"Amazing! How did she ever find time to do any housework?"
____________
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,
"I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table. Thinking Maybe she'd won, he
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator
kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29,
and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
Buffalo Bill
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims,
"What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"
A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests,
"I don't know... why don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great
commotion at the roulette table. Thinking Maybe she'd won, he
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd.
The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator
kneeling over her.
The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29,
and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
Buffalo Bill
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Have a nice day
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Martin aka the postman
Have a nice day
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