[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For Saturday



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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

It has been a busy week but with any luck I should be farther
ahead next week as I already have a few of the tasks like
my bloodwork knocked off the list. Other items like chauffeuring
Buffy because her downtown parking pass expired will continue
for awhile and I dearly loved sleeping in in the morning.

The past two days have been sidewalk sales and all of the businesses
downtown have had displays of merchandise to attract customers, some

of which have been marked down and others that may have been
marked up at a chance of turning a quick profit. The whole
atmosphere
has been that of a street fair with food and soft drink vendors and
attractions like feet painting and inflatable playrooms for the
children.
I took Eva with us to pick up a few groceries and on the way back
stopped at McDonald's and got her and Sandy Wild Berry Smoothies.
We stopped at the Credit Union to cash a check and the teller sent
Eva out three Tootsie Roll Pops. We stopped at Buffy's Tuxedo Shop
and Buffy showed Eva off to some of the other business owners. I
took Eva over to one of the inflatable playhouses which had about a
dozen small kids bouncing around in it and let her unwind a bit
while
Buffy and Sandy wrestled mannequins back into the Tux Shop. Eva
loved it but I paid for it later. My ankles were swelled up and
throbbing
like someone had been beating them with a baseball bat from all
of the walking and standing. I guess I should be wearing granny
stockings again but they are such a pain to pull on and cost 75.00
a pair.

The website move seems to be going well and with any luck will be
done
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he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he
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result. When he eventually reached his old 'friend' at
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for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman
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Q. What do you call a cop with an ounce of primo Pot?
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Q. Did you herar they're gonna make the Dallas Cowboys
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A hippy was seen crawling down some railway tracks.
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Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?
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Q. What do potheads catch when they go fishing?
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Q. Whats the difference between a bong for breakfast
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"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.

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His partner Abe visited his wife.

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1379

The Arrival Cont

Time passes....

Rudy: What was that scream Katie?

Katie: Maybe it was a human sacrifice. Bi-peds are strange people.

Sandi comes to the waiting room

Sandi: She had a boy.

Rudy: Does it have white hair?

Sandi: No, he doesn't have any hair.

Katie: That is odd. How many in her litter?

Sandi: Just one.

Rudy: Just one? That huge stomach and just one?

Sandi: I know that is strange.

Katie: Did she name the bi-ped?

Sandi: Yes, David Cole III.

Rudy: Where are the other two?

Sandi: There are not two others.

Katie: Bi-peds are strange.

Rudy: Let's go see her. I got her a milk bone.

Katie: I picked up a rawhide toy from the counter.

Sandi: Good idea, she will like those.

Jess: Nice to see you guys.

Rudy: Got you a present. It is a milk bone.

Katie: I got you a rawhide toy.

Jess starts to get tears in her eyes.

Jess: I will keep these forever guys. Thanks.

Sandi: You can chew on them now if you want.

Jess: No, I want to save these to remind of this
day.

Rudy: Okay little mini-Tami. You go to sleep and
we will go home. The little tyke looks cute. It is
housebroken yet?

Jess: No, it will take a year or so.

Katie: Darn bi-peds are strange.

The herd in Guthrie
(Jess had her baby last week and Congrats to Tami who is a grandma)



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