THE POSTMANS CORNER!
"Wise men speak because they have something to say;
Fools because they have to say something."
Plato
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, as many of you long time readers know,
I've been a motorcycle lover for a long time.
However, last year, because of health, it was
necessary to give up the bike. So, for xmas
the war department said she got me something
to replace it. She gave it to me early...
then she asks me what I think of it.
Wanna see a picture?
what should I tell her?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
Christmas dinner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y001.html
smell of cocaine
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y002.html
truly in love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y003.html
the phone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y004.html
global warming solution
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y005.html
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Sorry santa, we are outta cookies!....
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
american diversity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/544.html
Coke lite
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/545.html
my beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/546.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
cockpits...not rated x...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd548.html
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.
However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed
seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe
people told her it was, she was always worried that
someone would have a bomb on the plane. She read books
about how safe it was, and listened to the stewardess
demonstrate all the safety features. But she still
worried herself silly every time a visit was coming up.
Finally, the family decided that maybe if she saw
the statistics she'd be convinced. So they sent her
to a friend of the family who was an actuary.
"Tell me," she said suspiciously, "what are the chances
that someone will have a bomb on a plane?"
The actuary looked through his tables and said, "A very
small chance. Maybe one in five hundred thousand."
She nodded, then thought for a moment. "So what are the
odds of TWO people having a bomb on the same plane?"
Again he went through his tables. "Extremely remote,"
he said. "About one in a billion." Aunt Bessie nodded
and left his office.
And from that day on, every time she flew, she took a
bomb with her.
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mother took her six-year old daughter to the ballet.
This was the first time the little girl had ever seen a
ballet and she watched wide-eyed as the ballerinas pranced
around the stage on their toes. When the ballet was over,
the mother asked her daughter if she had any questions.
"Yes, Mommy," the little girl replied, "Wouldn't it be easier
if they just hired taller dancers?"
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A certain Vaadnik (union head) is addressing a union meeting at a
certain unnamed Israeli government- owned company.
"Comrades - Haverim. We have agreed on a new deal with the
management. We will no longer work five days a week."
"Hooray!", goes the crowd.
"We will finish work at 3 PM, not 4 PM."
"Hooray!", goes the crowd, again.
"We will start work at 9 AM, not 7 AM."
"Hooray!"
"We have a 150% pay rise."
"Hooray!"
"We will only work on Wednesdays."
Silence...then a voice from the back asks, "Every Wednesday?"
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A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set
out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale
department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you
have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store
and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in
much the same manner. After a third try at another department store
in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to
K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her
blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
BUFFALO BILL
IKEA commercial not seen in US
http://www.buffaloschips.com/90202.htm
Bad Luck
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fasd.htm
Boogie Woogie
http://www.buffaloschips.com/fsdjlk.htm
FUN PAGES
Madagascar Penguins
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=38553&s=n
Clam Pearls
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42245&s=n
Paper Airplane Flight Simulator
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42158&s=n
Death by Football
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41377&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
HAVE A NICE DAY
From:
Martin aka the postman
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