THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The road to success is
always under construction.
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
With time, we gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
mexican word of the day
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www-watching wicked women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x022.html
hee hee hee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x023.html
Santa encounters an emergency stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x024.html
reindeer filling
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tui beer
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in 20 years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/508.html
feeling at home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/509.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
a little bit of gozo
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Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one
day and said, "Harry, I have a great idea! I know how
we can win back Middle America in 2012 ."
"Great, but how do you propose we go about that,
"asked Harry?" "Well," Nancy responded, "we'll go
down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheesy clothes
and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then
we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador .
When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country
bar in Middle America , and we'll show them that we
really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and
respect for the hard working people living there."
A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite
Labrador at heel, they set off from Washington in a
westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the
place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk
into the bar. They stepped up to the bar. The Bartender
took a step back and said, "Aren't you Harry Reid
and Nancy Pelosi?" Nancy answered, "Yes we are, and
what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing
through and Harry suggested that we stop and take in
some local color." They then ordered a couple of cocktails
from the barten-der and proceed to drink them down, all
the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
All of a sudden, the bar room door opened and a grizzled
old farmer came in.. He walked up to the Labrador ,
lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his
shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments later,
in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog,
lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head
and then left the bar. Over the course of the next hour
or so, another four or five farmers came in, lifted the
dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
Eventually Nancy and Harry could stand it no longer
and called the bartender over. "Tell me," said Nancy ,
"why did all those old farmers come in and look under the
dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of old custom?"
"Good Lord no," said the bartender.. "It's just that
some-one has told them that there was a Labrador in this
bar with two asshole's!"
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A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the
tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door,
a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off
revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer
without a moment's hesitation.He then looked around the bank
and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else,
by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was
plainly afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy (BillyBob) tentatively raised his hand, and
while keeping his head down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at
you.
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a
really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender
considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls
out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny
piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play
the blues.After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender,
"If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks
for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking
that no trick could
possibly be better than the first. Again, the man reaches into his
pockets and pulls out the tiny rat and the tiny piano. The rat
stretches, cracks his knuckles, and again proceeds to play the blues.
The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog,
who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and
offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies,
"he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00
cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger
again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man
finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange
for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been
worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"
"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really
nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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BUFFALO BILL
How To Get A Divorce
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McRonalds
http://www.buffaloschips.com/2wds.htm
My First Rescue
http://www.buffaloschips.com/yh.htm
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FUN PAGES
Do Beer, Not Drugs
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Varmint Hunting Game
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Pieces of Horus
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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