THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The only difference between a rut
and a grave is the depth.
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THE COMICS
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in jail
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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A waitress walks up to a table where three Japanese
men are seated. When she gets to the table, the
waitress notices that the three men are furiously
masturbating.She asks, "What the hell are you three
perverts doing?"One man replies, "We all very hungry!"
She answers, "But why are you jerking off?"
Another man answers, "Because menu say 'First Come,
First Served!'"
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A little boy came down to breakfast one day. Since
he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had
done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast
until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed,
so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any
eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal, he asks? "Well," his mother says,
"I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't
get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow,
so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast,
and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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Wanting to find out if both his wife and his mistress
were being faithful to him, Gary decided to send them
on the same cruise and question each one later
about the other's behavior. When his wife returned,
he asked her about people on the trip, casually
inquiring about the passenger who was his mistress
when she mentioned the woman. "Oh, that woman slept
with nearly every man on the ship!" his wife reported.
Unhappy with this information, Gary planned a rendezvous
with his cheating mistress and decided to question her
about the trip before confronting her with what he knew.
Once again, he carefully inquired about the woman who
was his wife after ascertaining that they had met.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
Gary's spirits picked up. "Why do you say that?" he asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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