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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I am including Larry Katz's story that he wrote for us five years ago.
After you read it please take a second to ponder the similarities between
this attack and 9-11-01. Even those who were not born yet can imagine the
surprise, horror , camaraderie, anger, and retaliation that parallel both
events.
Tuesday Dec.7th,2004,a day going back 63 years ago will always be the
highlight of my life(Dec.7th,1946 also marked my marriage of now
58 years, also to the same women). What happened on Dec 7th,1941? I was in
the United States Navy, a third class radio operator stationed in Oahu,
Honolulu, pulling duty in Fleet Air Wing
2,Communications.Attached to a squadron on Ford Island (VP21)this was a
Catalina Squadron flying PBY's, however my ability to receive and transmit
CW, (Morse Code) put me in the Communication Office on Temp. Duty. ( I was
able to send and receive code at a fast rate at that time as a third class
radioman at around 33 words per minute)
This gives you all a background of my status. As you know by now, my
birthday was on the 4th of Dec,23 years old.1941 time....Two of my close
shipmates and I decided to go to town that day of December
6th,1941 to celebrate my happy day of Dec 4th).Two days late but what the
heck, we had lots of time. The night of the 6th,we decided to stay in town
as we all had liberty until 4 PM on Dec.7th,1941....The night of the 6th,we
celebrated my happy day at a joint called the Rendezvous in Waikiki
Beach....We could not find a place that night to flake out so we went back
to our locker club ( that is where most of the servicemen on the Island went
to change from our uniforms to Civies ) the name of the locker club was
called "Battleship Max Cohen's Locker Club. Right next to the YMCA, and
across from the famous Black Cat Café, where mostly all service men ate. We
slept on top of the wooden lockers that night. On Sunday Dec,7th,1941 the
three of us got up around 7,went across the street (Hotel Street ) to the
Black Cat Cafe had our breakfast ( like bacon and eggs, grits, hash browns,
toast , coffee, all for twenty-five or thirty five cents, still have their
menu)....After breakfast went out and walked around a little park from the
cafe. About 7:55 AM, heard the loudest booms and a large plate glass window
from one of the buildings surrounding the park fell out and crashed on the
ground. From where we were standing looked what to me seemed north ( was to
my right) looked up in the air towards the Pearl Harbor Navy Yard , saw lots
of smoke and planes in the air and we all thought that it was some kind of a
drill....Just about that time some one passed by and he had a RCA ( funny,
we still remember that) trans oceanic over seas radio, and heard the
announcer repeat over and over again for all military personnel to report
back to their bases immediately. We were told to Commandeer any
transportation on hand and get back to our bases. The locker club was right
across from the park we were in, so we ran across the street up the steps to
our lockers, put on our blouses, white hats, and found a cab and headed back
to Ford Island across the channel from the Navy Yard. While going back to
our base,( don't remember what the avenue or street name was called, but
think it was Kameahmea Blvd.}. I repeat this again, We still did not know
what was going on. We looked ahead of us towards Ford Island, the Navy
Yard, Hickham Field and the rest and saw all the smoke and what ever. We
still did not know what in the hell was going on. The cab driver said
something like a big fight was going on, but to us New Yorkers we knew nada.
Just as we got close to Hickham Field the three of us sitting in the back
seat heard what sounded like the clicking of typewriter keys, not the
typewriters we have today that don't make sounds, but the old fashioned
typewriters that clicked every time you hit a key) I was sitting on the left
side of the cab, Harold was in the middle, and George was on the right side)
I turned towards Harold, looked out the back window of the cab, and saw this
plane coming down the highway with red streaks coming out the wings heading
right for us.
I remarked to Harold "What in the hell is that", and that New Yorker did not
know either, and about that time, the plane slipped to our right, banked to
the left and went down the strip of Hickham Field.
When the plane slipped to the right to make his bank to Hickham, I saw a big
red ball, and also saw this red stripe going down the side of the plane and
heard the cab driver say jap.. The driver then pulled over to his right
close to a ditch, we opened the doors to the cab and ran down the road
towards the Navy Yard which wasn't to far from Hickham's gate. The Marine
Sentries waved us through, ran down to the landings to get some kind of
transportation to get us across the channel to Ford Island which was in the
middle of the harbor but all launches were out picking up survivors off
ships that were hit and being hit .The three of us did not know what to do
as we did not belong there in the Navy Yard.
So Harold and I turned left and ran towards three ships that were in dry
dock. The three ships were the USS. Pennsylvania, a line battleship,
behind two destroyers, the USS Cassin, and the USS Downes.
About that time the Cassin and Downes got hit, Cassin got the brunt of it,
and right across the harbor the USS Shaw got it. The time all this happened
is still a big blur. We two helped anyway we could, pulling bodies,
handling hoses, or what ever.
Just about that time here comes another group of planes heading towards us,
and the two of us Harold and I ran for any type of cover we could find. At
that time don't know what happened to George, as he did not follow Harold
and I. I found an excavation hole ( not a bomb hit hole but some kind of
pit). I jumped into it, started piling big rocks on me, as there was so
much metal flying around, I covered myself as much as I could and waited
until the shooting and yelling stopped. When it did stop, I climbed out of
the pit or hole and looked around for my buddy Harold. Could not find him
anyplace...There was a flat bed train along side the USS Pennsylvania
loading 16" shells .Yes you are right ,my buddy Harold was hiding under the
flat bed with all those 16" shells. When I showed Harold what he was hiding
under, this Harold Donahue, my red headed big old Irishman buddy from
Brooklyn, turned white as a sheet. This is just an aside of what can happen
even when there is a crisis and we can have a laugh. Just about that time,
the USS Nevada was pulling out of the channel trying to get out of the way
of sinking and blocking the channel so other ships could finally make it
out. I and my friend Harold let out a roar with the rest of the sailors and
marines to the Nevada to go,go,go.We were about 300 yards from the ship as
it was hit and pulling out and it made the beach in front of it and it did
not block the Channel. A note. this was during the second attack ,but we
all were too busy doing what ever we could to help. As so many of us were
on liberty the night before and could not reach our General Quarters
station.(mine was in the Comm.Office). So around one or two in the
afternoon was able to find a launch to take us back to Ford Island. When I
put my foot ashore on Ford Island ( again this was in the middle of the
channel where all our battleships were tied up, or should I say what was
left of them). My first impression was to see our squadron hangers and our
PBY's in ruins,VP22's part of the hanger was hit first, this was our sister
squadron as my squadron was VP21,....For some of you, there are lots of
books out showing pictures of our squadron hangers and the ships that I just
described. also when I got back to Ford Island and saw my barracks which
was alongside of Battleship row, and my bunk on the second deck (floor) on
the Lanai, (Porch) facing the USS California sitting on its Keel right
outside, sitting on the waterline from the Navy Yard to Ford Island,( we had
no water from main side for days, but drank water from the pool, after
distilling, lots of Sodas and Beers and what ever water we got from the Main
Side) Do you all know, that even up to now, I honestly don't remember seeing
the Arizona. I have one of my close friends' brother still entombed on it.
I must have visited it while I was there, but that is one thing I cannot
remember. I do remember going to the hospital to see where one of the jap
bombs fell in the middle of the rear court yard and was a dud. Back to the
ending, When I went back to my Communication Office on Ford Island, my
officer in Charge who was a Warrant Officer ( that's an enlisted man who
made an Officer below an Ensign ( hope all these ratings are correct ) ( Oh
yes, please forgive my spelling and grammar) . Anyway he looked at me and
said "Katz where in the hell have you been"....That was and is the first
time I broke down.....My whites were muddy, had blood on it and I must have
looked like hell.....Don't remember my answer but I do remember what he
said. He told me to go topside change into dungarees and take over a
circuit. To those that don't know what a circuit is, it is a station in
front of a transmitter and receiver, whether it was from Washington,
Australia or what ever. I went topside where I had my sack and locker,
changed into dungarees, ( today it is called jeans). came down below, got
on a circuit called NSS.I remained there from Sunday,Dec,7th,1941 till
Tuesday Dec,9th,sleeping on the deck ( floor) for a few hours every chance
we got. You all have to remember, we all thought the japs would invade us
at anytime and they could have, as we were so unprepared.....There is so
much more to tell, but I think I have hit the high lights.
Larry Katz
buffalo says Today is the 69th Anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl
Harbor.
I think it is important that we note the story behind this event and
look at the way we are setting ourselves up for a replay. Over the
past thirty years we have downsized our military and consolidated
bases so that it has become easier for a nuclear surprise attack to
take out big chunks of our defense. At one time you had four bases
on the East Coast that home ported carriers, now you take out Norfolk
and the carriers there and you have put a big hole in our fleet and
our ability to retaliate We mustn't waste what other generations have
given their lives for so we could be free.
Enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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You'll get yours !
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You're sworn enemy, Agnes
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for you lately, and we want you to feel better. I
have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you
like me to put it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on
top of the Christmas tree.
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There was a Chinese father named Cheng who was very close to his
son. They used to go everywhere together including looking
for "birds" (Chinese slang for prostitute). One day, Chung the son
decided to go overseas for study. The father was very supportive,
and before his son left, the father told him, "Chung we cannot look
for chicken together for the next few years. However, if you need to
look for chicken, please go ahead and I will pay for it. But please
state the expense as 'Shooting Bird' so that your mother will not
suspect." So the son left, and after a month, the father received
the
bill from Chung, the son,......(shooting bird - $300). Subsequently,
and for the next few months, the bill for shooting bird is more than
$700. Well, the father could not tolerate this, so he wrote to his
son. "Chung Son, you have been shooting too expensive bird, try some
cheaper one". A month later, Cheng, the father, received another
bill from his son. On it he had written:
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1940
The Tree
BJ starts to chop the tree down while everyone stands back.
As the tree is getting close to falling, BJ could not help but notice
Sandi with a tear in her eye.
BJ: What is the matter Sandi.
Sandi: A life.
BJ: Explain please.
Sandi: We are killing this tree so we can celebrate Christmas. Somehow
it doesn't feel right.
BJ: Jesus was born to die for our sins Sandi. Look at it this way, this
tree will
be used to represent Christ - mas. It will decorate our home and when
Christmas
is done, it will heat our home, it will not be wasted. The tree will be
dressed up
and have an angel on it's top. The tree will be glorified.
Sandi: I guess that makes sense.
Rudy: Does that mean I don't have to haul it back?
BJ: I will haul it Rudy.
Rudy: Then I like the tree.
The herd
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