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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
I saw a few complaint this morning on the snow but went to bed
without checking it out. I was shocked when I went out around
1600 for my TOPS meeting to find over a foot of snow on everything
and a present from Mr. Plow Driver. The Suburban was sitting on bare
ground and had no problem going through the 3 foot high snow bank
at least not till I decided to drive back in.
Anyhow I got to the church where the TOPS meeting is held at
and started to wonder whether I was going to be the only one to
show. I didn't know the schools had there first snow day which
usually shuts down everything from concerts to sports and
club meetings for safety. I used the spare time to get some of my
December paper work started and just prior to when I was ready
to call it quits the treasurer showed up and told me the meeting had
been cancelled. I felt bad that she had to get out of her car in
that weather but I found out that outside of the city they had only
had a small snowfall. Such is the way Lake Effect snow works. Get
warm water and cold air at the right angle and you can get huge
amounts of snow in a short time which I suppose isn't news to
people in Buffalo or Grand Rapids Michigan.
I hope everyone is safe and warm but I will be going back out
later to run errands and make a nuisance of myself on the roads.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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BJ is napping and dreaming of eight tiny reindeer.
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