THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Today is the first day of the rest of your life -
but so was yesterday and look how you messed that up.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The 2010 WORLD OPINION SURVEY RESULTS are in...
According to NEW WORLD magazine:
Last month a world-wide survey was
conducted by the UN. The
only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.*
*In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.*
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In England they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And Finally..... .........
In the US they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
whats it called
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the truth about how google and the
internet really work
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toystory, what are they looking at?
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Air Force one
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fire hydrant and the dog
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I'll be damned
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finally,,,
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
merry Christmas
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hole in one
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horses
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Hi Jack
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
a special exotic place
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A stark naked, drunken Australian woman jumped
into a vacant taxi in down town New Delhi.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself
and just kept on staring at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
"What's wrong with you mate, haven't you ever seen
a naked white woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you
that would not be proper where I am coming from".
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me mate,
what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am thinking to myself where is this lady
keeping the money to be paying me with."
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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached
its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome
to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto."
"The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth
uneventful flight, so sit back, relax and......OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you, while I
was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap."
"You should see the front of my pants!"
One Irish passenger yelled: "'For f*#k's sake......
you should see the back of mine!!!"
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A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last
extraction for the day was scheduled.He gave the nurse a
very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the
patient's butt when the signal was given, so it would take
his attention away from the tooth extraction.
It all happened in an instant.
The nurse, patient, and pliers were in place. The signal was
given, and the nurse bayoneted the patient with the needle
just as the dentist yanked the tooth.
Afterwards, the dentist asked, "Hurt much?"
The patient hesitated, "Didn't hardly feel it come out.
But, man, those roots were really deep!"
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The little sexy housewife was built so well that the
TV repairman couldn't concentrate on his work. Whenever
she came inside the room, he'd jerk his neck right out of
joint to look at her cleavage.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to
make a...... well...... unusual request. But you have to
first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's
kind of embarrassing to talk about, my husband is a kind, decent
man and he has a certain physical weakness, a certain disability,
and now, I'm a woman and you're a man......"
The repairman could hardly speak when he said, "Yes, yes!"
"And I've been wanting to do it ever since you came in the door..."
"Yes, yes!"
She continued, "Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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"I don't want you to think I don't like marriage," said the
man to his friend."I been happily married three times. My last
wife was one of them women's libbers. She got mad 'cause I
opened the car door for her. Of course, we were going 75
mph when I did it."
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BUFFALO BILL
Scotsman's Song
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If my nose was running money
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Important Message
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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