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I have been working for the past 24 hours to get the chips moved over
to a new computer and today's mailing is a test to see if I can use the
html function in Windows Live Mail. I would have had time to do a decent
test ahead of time but Buffy's computer went down and I was forced to
work on it for about four hours last night putting an anti-virus on it that was
compatible with the game she is playing and remove some malware that
was lurking on it. Now that everyone has their own computer perhaps
they will leave mine alone.
We haven't gotten any new snow but it is still cold for this time of the year
with the highs only in the teens yesterday. That didn't stop a snowmobile
from firing ups and driving past the house early this morning. There are
people that with the snowmobile trails established in town use them to
get back and forth to work but you have to be pretty hardcore to want
to do that right after you get up in the morning. I prefer a warm SUV
over a snowmobile suit and helmet any day. Unfortunately the rising
price of gas stops you from warming up for long and my remote starter
is on the fritz.
Enjoy the chips and I hope it doesn't look too bad.... buffalo
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Made his neighbors exceedingly ill,
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Jingle Bells
The dogs are sound asleep and Diana is sneaking
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First Sandi, then Rudy, then Val and lastly Katie.
After she is done, she sits in her chair and smiles at
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
Katie jumps back!
Jingle jingle jingle!
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Rudy: Hey what the…
Sandi: I kind of like it.
Val: I can not sneak up on anybody.
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