THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
"I prefer dangerous liberty to peaceful servitude."
~Thomas Jefferson~
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
My Wish for You in 2011
May peace break into your home and may
thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become
a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline
and may laughter assault your lips
May happiness slap you across the face and
may your tears be that of joy
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words .............
May 2011 be the best year of your life!!!
Happy New Year!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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WHAT'S NEW IN 2011
THE COMICS
the internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y066.html
my girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y067.html
wanna go out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y068.html
bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y069.html
Jay Leno says...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y070.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
GEICO's R. Lee Ermey, appearing on behalf of
Toys 4 Tots & USO unloads on President Obama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/670.html
doggie and the baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/671.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Against the Chinese invasion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd554.html
Three kingdoms were in dispute over claims to an
island in the middle of lake on which they all bordered.
Finally, after exhausting all diplomatic options, the
rulers of the three kingdoms decided to send their
best knights to the island for a great battle, and
the winning kingdom would have claim to the island forever.
On the night before the battle, the three knights rowed
out to the island, each with a retinue of their best squires.
Two of the groups of squires promptly got down to the
business of polishing armor, sharpening weapons and just
generally making sure their respective knights were
ready to face the others in the morning.
Meanwhile, the third squire tied a rope around the
handle of a large kettle, hoisted it off the ground by a
tree branch, and began cooking dinner, leaving his knight
to tend to his own armor and weapons.
The battle, which began promptly at sunrise, was
spectacular. Three knights in gleaming armor clashed
with razor-sharp weapons. On and on it raged, until
all three knights were dead.Since the conflict had not
been resolved, the squires then engaged in a battle of
their own, until the only squire left standing was the
one who had hoisted up the kettle to cook dinner the
night before.The moral: "The squire of the high pot and
noose is equal to the sum of the squires on the other
two sides!"
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John was tasked with taking the Christmas decorations
up to the attic for another year's storage. During one
trek up the stairs, heavily laden with boxes, he
slipped and luckily only fell about two steps before
landing square on his behind.
His wife heard the noise and yelled, "What was that thump?"
"I just fell down the stairs," he explained.
She rushed into the room, "Anything broken?!"
"No, no, I'm fine."
There was just a slight pause before his loving wife said,
"No, I meant my decorations? Are any of them broken?"
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Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend
received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the
people at the clerk's office that she was exempt
because of her age.
"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," they said.
"I've already done that," she replied. "I did it last year."
"You have to do it every year," she was told.
"Why?" came the response? "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"
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BUFFALO BILL
The Dildo Song
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6247.htm
The Elk
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6248.htm
Three Condoms Please
http://www.buffaloschips.com/6251.htm
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FUN PAGES
A Race Across the Paper Cosmos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42159&s=n
Goldfish Change Color
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42249&s=n
Witch Name Generator
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37829&s=n
Fastest Firefly
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41423&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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