THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
My wife has told me that I need to develope
better hobbies. She claims that all I do is
sit on my ass all day. So, what the hell ...
when the next door neighbor started offering
baking lessons for christmas cookies, I said
yeah, sign me up. And you know what?
wife is STILL sayin I
need better hobbies. go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
good stew
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facebook
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cute and adorable
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Christmas
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Hugh Hefner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x005.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Man annoys digger driver!
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levis
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larger paper
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/496.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
heritage of Shri Lanka
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Guiness book of world records
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd534.html
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going
to make you the Happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........
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Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling
very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him, "What
is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to
talk to, and he was feeling very lonely. Then the loud
voice said he was going to give him a companion
and it would be a woman. The voice continued, saying;
"this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she
will always agree with every decision you make. She will
bear your children and never ask you to get up in the
middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was
wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have
a headache, and will freely give you love
and compassion whenever needed."
Adam thought that sounded great, so he asked "What would a
woman like this cost me??"
The voice answered, "an arm and a leg."
Adam thought about that for a moment. He thought that would be
a pretty high price to pay, so he then asked, "What can I get
for just a rib???"
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Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to
her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
"I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're
just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back
a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that
they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman.
"Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings
attached. It'll just be one night of fun."
The woman doctor agrees to it.
So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She
goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about
to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes.
Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour
or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman,
"You're a surgeon, aren't you?""Yeah, how did you know?"
The man says, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before
we started.""Oh, that makes sense", says the woman. "You're
an anesthesiologist aren't you?"
"Yeah", says the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
The woman answers, "Because I slept through most of it and
didn't feel a thing."
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BUFFFALO BILL
Viagra Commercial
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Weight Lifting Surprise
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Why Airplanes Have Pillows
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FUN PAGES
Bucket Beer
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Punch Out Game
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Mr. Bean
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Kaboom Game
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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