Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Ok not a lot to say today except it is cold outside. Isn't it weird
how nobody is crying about Global Warming at the moment. If
the Arctic can send us multiple blasts of frigid air there should be
plenty of ice for the Polar Bears and even the Bi-Polar ones with
enough left over to start filming Ice Road Truckers a month early.
It was four degrees outside an hour ago with 20 mph winds giving
a wind-chill of -15. Sandy suited up and went outside for a few
minutes and the cats ignored the fact the door was open. They had
seen the snow out of the window and they weren't budging. Too bad
people aren't as smart, I have to go to the store later and I am
not relishing it one it.
Stay warm and enjoy the chips and remember if you do nothing there
is a good chance spring will be here in 16 weeks, no ground hog required.
buffalo
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Short Chips
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Two pals from the army meet in the street:
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Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet
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Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. (Woody Allen)
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Marine Chips
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ALL THAT IS REQUIRED IS TO PASS YOUR PHYSICAL !
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Limerick Chips
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There once was a young girl from Norway
Who was used to getting things her way
She'd scream and she'd fight
And sometimes she'd bite
Til she got what she wanted all day.
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There once was a young girl from Norway.....
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And with her bare feet........
It was hard to keep frostbite away.
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There once was a young girl from Norway........
She had to have her own way........
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Parting Chips
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A guy walks into a bookstore. Not looking for
anything in particular. On his way to the back of
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn Vol 1942
Christmas Decorum Val is snickering Rudy: What's so funny?
Val: Never seen a dog with antlers before.
Rudy: I don't have antlers.
Val: Look in the mirror.
Rudy gets up and heads towards the long mirror in the hall: Hey what the..
who did this to me?
Sandi: I think they are rather cute. I think mommy put them on you while you
were sleeping.
Rudy: Toots did this to me?
Katie: I think they are adorable. Now if you only had a red nose..
The herd
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