THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
He who has not Christmas in his heart
will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Its down to the wire. today is the day.
Many of the stores round here stayed open last night
all night. Get that shoppin done? I was
watching the news media this season and they
are all giving glowing reports of how much
better this year is, compared to last.
People are spendin money! yep that stimulus
package musta really done a lot of good. Funny
thing tho, I look around me, I still see empty
boarded up factories where I live. And I
still see forclosed and empty houses
in our neighborhood, too. However, in the
media everyone is telling us how good this
year is compared to last, and the operative
term they all use here is "optimistic".
Apparently some people think the stimulus
package is working. If this is recovery,
I'd say we got a problem
Go figger
ok,,,now on that sour note, lets have some
humor!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the morgue
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oh the tragedy of suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y016.html
so the optimist said...
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well, keeping score is kindof like that
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break up lines
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yep, an hr can be a lonnnnggg time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y020.html
take pride in em.
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ain't it funny bout little kids?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y022.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
knee in my package
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golf tips
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need glasses
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
a friend at xmas
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A man goes into the doctor.
He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's
wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear
it!" The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the
man's thigh, only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I
really need 20 bucks." "I've never seen or heard
anything like this before. How long has this been
going on?" The doctor asked. "That's nothing Doc.
Put your ear to my knee." The doctor put his ear to
the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I really
need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!" "Sir, I
really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen
anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put
your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to
hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars.
Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will."
"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about
it in my books," he said, as he frantically searched
all his medical reference books.
"I can make a well educated guess though," he continued.
"Based on life and all my previous experience, I can
tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
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Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John
one Morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his
heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with
questions."Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.
"No," John whispered. "I quit."
"That"s good. When did you quit?"
"Around 9:30 this morning."
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A Greek Restaurant owner daily teased his Chinese
neighbor whenever he met him, "How much is the flied lice today?"
The Chinese restaurant owner would fume and walk
back into his restaurant and decided to avoid the
Greek owner. One day the Chinese owner decides to go
for speech lessons and after three months of intense
learning decides to confront the Greek with his new skill.
When the Greek sees the Chinese owner he asks the usual
question "How much is the flied lice?"
The Chinese replies confidently: "It is not flied lice,
It is fried rice, you Gleek plick!!!!"
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There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.
So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he
said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized.
Would it be possible to have the "Z" replaced with an "S"?"
The dealer said yes, and it was done. And, as the snail
raced around the city in his brand new car,
everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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