THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
May thy golf ball lie in green
pastures and not in still waters.
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well here it is. I wanted to do
something special this year for
the war department for Christmas.
So you know what I done? I wrote
me a litte Christmas poem. Think
she will like it? If any of you
guys wanna borrow it for your own
war department, let me know!...
Of course I loves ya darling,
You're a bloody top notch bird.
And when I says yer gorgeous,
I means every single word.
So yer arse is on the big side,
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that, when I'm ready,
There's somethin there to grab.
So yer belly isn't flat no more,
I tells ya, I don't care.
So long as when I cuddle ya,
I can get me arms round dere.
I'm tellin ya the truth now,
I never tells ya lies.
I think its very sexy,
Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs.
I swears on me grannie's grave,
From the moment that we met,
I thought you was as good, as
I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like,
I'll always loves ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on,
And get me an udder beer.
Donâ?Tt it bring a tear to de
eye and a lump in your throat?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
uh ohh!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x036.html
excessive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x037.html
Jesus' birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x038.html
Rudoph the red
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x039.html
what the cat thinks of xmas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
An Inspirational Video 1 - The Law Of Attraction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/518.html
the mouse hunters
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/519.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
the nicest car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd543.html
A minister waited in line to have his car filled
with gas just before a long holiday weekend.
The attendant worked quickly, but there were many
cars ahead of him in front of the service
station. Finally, the attendant motioned him
toward a vacant pump.
"Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone
waits until the last minute to get ready for a
long trip." The minister chuckled,
"I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
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A man suffering from impotence went to see a
specialist. The doctor gave him a prescription
that he was to take faithfully three times a day,
and always with food.
Two days later the man was at a formal banquet
and didn't want any of the other guests to spot
and possibly identify his pink and purple capsule
medication. So he instructed the waiter to empty
the capsule into his soup, thinking he could eat
his soup openly with everyone else, take his
medication, and preserve his privacy all at the
same time. However,
when the soup was served everyone
received a bowl of it but the man, who began
feeling conspicuous and angry. He confronted the
waiter and asked why he hadn't been served his
"special" soup.
"Well, sir, I poured your medication into your
bowl as instructed. Since then, I have been
waiting for the noodles to lie down."
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Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a
interview for a good paying job.
The company boss asked various questions about
him and his education, but then asked him, "What
is three times seven?"
"Twenty-two," Rick replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his
calculator (he *knew* he should have taken it to
the interview!) and realized he wouldn't get the
job.About two weeks later, Rick got a letter that
said he was hired for the job!
He was not one to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but he was still very curious.
The next day, he went in and asked why he got the job,
even though he got such a simple question wrong.
The boss shrugged and said,
"Well, you were the closest."
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BUFFALO BILL
Wild
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jkskjsd.htm
Dirty Sneakers
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jdj.htm
Dodge Viper VS Tzero Electric Car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/89uy.htm
Dog in Trance
http://www.buffaloschips.com/t43e.htm
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FUN PAGES
Warm Weather Earthquakes
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42226&s=n
Excite Bike Game
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41527&s=n
Dog Vegan
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=42229&s=n
Valentine's Day
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=6088&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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